Assistant: The lead actor is demanding you to perform s€xual scenes with him.
Manager: Producers are lining up to cast you in a mythological role again and sexualize you.
Financier's: They're all gonna take you to their farmhouse and g@ngb@ng you
Kriti Sanon: I don't care 😉
Me: enna ma ipolam enna pathu sirichite irukka
Mommy: pinna enna da night aana en pakkathula paduthu thadavura ana vetula yarum illana kitta kuda vara mattikura ammava suma tease panriya da
Me: enna ma solura😟
Mommy: dei kd nadikatha da
Me: amma un kaiya✊🏼 kudu..
(Placed it on kunju🍆)
Amma: chi chi yenna da pandra shhh.un friends yella paakuranga da.
(Adichifying till Whole load draining💦)
Me: ni kai adichu vitta yenaku 3 sec la motha kanju oothirum nu sonnen avanunga nambhala atha avanunga munnadiye🤭🤤.
Me: amma un kaiya✊🏼 kudu..
(Placed it on kunju🍆)
Amma: chi chi yenna da pandra shhh.un friends yella paakuranga da.
(Adichifying till Whole load draining💦)
Me: ni kai adichu vitta yenaku 3 sec la motha kanju oothirum nu sonnen avanunga nambhala atha avanunga munnadiye🤭🤤.
While mom come to my rome suddenly :-
Amma: enna da pandra ?
Son: onnum ella amma
Amma: yenna onnum ella na tha pathana ne kai podratha
Son:😳 sorry amma mood la pannitan
Amma: mood la 😡 yaan bra la kanji ya othuviya da thavidiya paiya
Son: apo tha mood ya eruku 🤤
Amma:-
Me : Mom I am into dating finally
Mom : wow, am happy that you are into some meaningful life so tell me about her ?
Me : no mom , just wait I will give you a clue they are from our driver uncle family
(Mom thinking and shocked that there is no daughter for driver uncle)