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Mama & Minnie Pearl

[kell @kdavess]

@kayaaa Oh shoot you saw me. Gotta go, bye again.

[kell @kdavess]

Bye ✌🏼

[kell @kdavess]

@DBrooksHerron @aprilphilp Did someone refute this statement? Cause they dumb.

[kell @kdavess]

@kayaaa I didn’t even know that was a thing... white people, man, I tell ya 🙄

[kell @kdavess]

One of the best things about watching Friends is watching Jennifer Aniston trying not to laugh all the time 😂

[kell @kdavess]

@MensHumor If you’ve ever seen a cats asshole you’d know it’s directly under their tail.... so more like BC or Canada/US border.

[kell @kdavess]

Remember the old days when you’d run over something and then get out to check what it was?

[CP24 @CP24]

Police: Georgia dad was texting when he ran over toddler twice https://t.co/ACwwmhdvFS

[kell @kdavess]

Summer shaving status:
One of my leg hairs has a split end 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kell @kdavess]

My cat was my serious ride or die in my 4th year of university. He caused a lot of grief but kept me sane when I was solo. And when I broke my hand, he cuddled the shit out of me.

Guy knew when I was sad 😔

[kell @kdavess]

Putting down a pet has been the hardest thing I’ve ever done ❤️😿 Miss him already.

[kell @kdavess]

You think you move to the middle of nowhere for the peace and quiet. But no, it’s just lawn mowers all day every day because everyone near you has so much damn grass.

[kell @kdavess]

@kayaaa Is his name Anthony?!

[kell @kdavess]

Hey @Netflix_CA I wanna watch The Hills. Hook a sister up.

[kell @kdavess]

@petty_marshall 25% definitely expect it.... if not 80%.... but because men are creepy af, not because we want it.

[kell @kdavess]

Remember the days when you bought a pound of bacon and it actually was a pound? And then when you opened it there was some bacon meat, not just bacon fat.

Those were the good days.

[kell @kdavess]

The phrase is “I couldn’t care less” not “I could care less”.....

The point is that you already care as little as humanly possible.

[kell @kdavess]

“I saw” > “I seen”