Karri Davis

Libra in the streets🌞Cancer in the sheets🌛 Actor, Writer, Dreamer ☁️ Instagram: kdavs

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Life becomes so much easier once you realize that you have the power to CHOOSE to be happy.

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It makes me feel powerful when men tell me that my workouts look intense

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This unhinged FB status from 14 years ago is giving very strong Britney Spears energy

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Realizing as I finish a hike that pairing a “Born This Way” Lady Gaga shirt with a hat that says “we love eating out” makes me seem like a proud lesbian and I kinda love that for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I don’t think there’s anything I hate much more than putting a fitted sheet back on a mattress

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@CarissasNewLife I’m not saying I believe in either, but considering women’s bodies mimic the cycle of the moon, which also has the power to affect the tides and is essentially a giant rock, it’s not a far stretch to believe that rocks on earth hold energy 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Hey, @StephenKing ! Will you watch my horror movie that came out today?

#Piglady is based on a true story (the Susan Monica murders) and was filmed in southern Oregon on a property neighboring where the actual murders took place 🔪

Available on Amazon & iTunes & Vudu

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@ShouldHaveCat Miko

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Whoever took my package from outside is going to be disappointed when they open it up and realize it’s just cat box liners

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Just saw a guy wearing a vest that said “adored by the lord” on it and that’s how I know I don’t belong here

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why r u so obsessed with me

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@sicksadke @Bripping_Talls kinda like how Halsey went on stage in a diaper while she was literally having a miscarriage 😔… I need her doc

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I don’t care if people like my tweets, this is just a void that I yell into

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a red velvet couch in a red velvet room

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me: drinking a glass of milk is gross

also me: can i lick the sour cream spoon?

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it also FEELS the way it looks… got the texture of a tonsil going down

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an oyster tastes exactly as it looks

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It’s crazy how one energy drink can change my outlook on my whole life 🤪

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Also related: parents who post their children eating. It’s not cute, it just makes me lose my appetite.

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@ male food bloggers: we just want to see the food, not your messy ass mouth covered in it. stop.