Kevin Dawrant

Celebrate we will, cause life is short but sweet for certain | Class of 2018 University of Illinois

[Kevin Dawrant @kdawrant]

Not to be dramatic but LaCroix is the worst thing that's happened to America since the Great Depression

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@ErickFernandez @Ljd_80

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Here’s a recipe: you give me a couple beers and boom, you get a Dave Matthews Band tweet

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Just in case you were curious, I have some very strong opinions about jam bands and they are all correct

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Haircuts have really come a long way since the early 2000’s. I’m not one to talk, on account of the receding hairline, but we just watched the Bourne Identity and my goodness I think the entire cast went to great clips

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Our Uber driver smoked a pedestrian this afternoon, but the vehicle was unharmed and the guy was able to limp away so obviously 5 stars and a tip

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My poor fiancé is marrying into some unwavering opinions on music, and believe me when I tell ya she’s going to continue to hear about it on a daily basis

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There are millions of people in this world that think it’s called “circus olé”

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@BrianDvo2 Brian Dvorak from the clouds!!

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Jimmy Murtaugh and Mike Romano have an absolute stranglehold on the real estate market in fictional Lake Winetka, IL

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Stop me if I’ve tweeted this before: A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton is so good that if we sent it out into space we would’ve already discovered 5-10 intelligent life forms by now, and they’d all have impeccable taste in music

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@thatkidmess Or how about Anglela makes the poster into a tshirt that Oscar wears. That way Angela gets to see it and he never has to. Win-win-win.

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Dudes rock because we’ll roll a dice to decide who has to refer to the waiter as “mom”, but ladies rock because they remind you to drink water

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Pine Knob Music Theater Clarkston MI, 6/21/22
#setlistart #dmb2022 #pineknobmusictheater #michigan

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I absolutely judge a man’s confidence based on his ability to navigate the troughs at Wrigley, and you should too

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Here’s the deal guys, I will be sleeping in tomorrow. The only person that can stop me will hopefully also be sleeping in tomorrow

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Inglorious Bastards is Cocomelon for frat boys

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Why is the most comfortable shirt I’ve ever owned a $10 Henley from bass pro?

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Retired celebrity chef’s selling non-stick cookware is the culinary version of retired athletes owning used car dealerships

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@Ljd_80 If KD comes to Chicago, my life will become the ESPN commercial from like 10 years ago where the white dude is named Michael Jordan