TheMainChei

Wake up, protein. gym, protein. graft.... protein

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Breaking news: @Investec Property Fund have a JV with God to build the third temple in Jerusalem.

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Zuma has 6 wives, not sure why okes are waiting for him to come out

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Would appreciate if @SAPoliceService uses teargas at today's protest: I'm planning an epic "cry the beloved country" Facebook post

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Protest predrinks at me tomorrow morning, inbox for details

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Did anyone else feel the ground shaking underneath them? Do you have anything to do with this @MuhammedDesai ?

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

The difference between a shwet night and a shweet night is just one E

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Always wondered how everyone on Clifton 3rd is ripped, but then again, If I was smashing an oke, I would also want to be bigger than him

[not Trevor Quirk @CricketMemro]

@kdboych when you see a ripped boyyo, don't forget to wish him Muscle Tov.

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

A good leader leads by example. I've always wanted a mansion with a garage full of expensive cars. That's why I'll be voting ANC today

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

The line I shnarfed last night is #LongerThanOscarsSentence

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Dropping the soap in prison has never been clean, but now it's about to get Messi

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Only 6 more years until the release of the new S.A. best seller "Long Hobble to Freedom" #OscarPistorius

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Gazza went on the Ohrsom tour. He started off looking for wifi, now he's looking for a wife

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

If the English Team would retire and be taxi drivers, the Icelandic team would move to England and be Uber drivers

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Dazza pulled out of a European Union on Contiki and said it was the best decision he ever made

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Seeing so many chicks still upset about #Harambee has inspired me to stop waxing

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

#CheiOfTheMonth is @noah_trad for offering a chick MD after school

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Thanks to @durex for another quiet Father's Day

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Jedd was always the designated driver. Then @Uber came along and now Jedd is the Uber driver

[TheMainChei @kdboych]

Howzit @MuhammedDesai it's me again. Saw you working out today. If you're going to do suicides don't forget a vest