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[kayla @kdeeoh]

A kiddo at work is playing coffee shop and asked me “what liquid I wanted in my coffee” then proceeded to say:

“Regular milk, soy milk, almond milk, coconut milk, skim milk, or oat milk?”

And honestly I’m just impressed by her extensive knowledge of milks

(I chose almond)

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Me and my gals in college: yaaaas let’s drink this BAG of wine & go DAAAANCING

Me and my gals now: Ok so what you are experiencing is repressed trauma and what im about to guide you through is called dialectical behavior therapy

[kayla @kdeeoh]

For example:

Them: “hi, sorry for treating YOU (and only u) like garbage bc idk how to have a relationship w u and the best way to handle it is to totally just give u the silent treatment...but it’s not personal therefore I don’t need to be held accountable for my behavior!!!”

[kayla @kdeeoh]

I know ~humans~ are really into bein passive and not wantin to ~step on toes~ but plz stop tellin other ppl, “it’s not personal” when it clearly is personal. It being personal is not the worst thing!!! It’s v patronizing to hear “its not personal” when u know dern well it is !!!!

[kayla @kdeeoh]

update: this is called Having Depression™

[kayla @kdeeoh]

do u ever feel like ur humor has a tolerance? like stuff doesnt make me laugh like it used to bc like i find it stupid

[adam @brokeangeI]

and for my next trick i’ll take it personally

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Hello it is 4th of July and we have kids being kept in cages!! Families are being torn apart!!! And we have a true sexist homophobic nazi living in the White House!!!

Enjoy ur BBQs and fireworks!!!

#america

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Honestly can’t wait to have my own classroom again #teacherkayla

[kayla @kdeeoh]

I came on twitter to specifically retweet this ✨

[Babe Ruth @OhDeerDear]

will be wearing crocs to my therapy appointment tomorrow so she knows how my week’s been from the start

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Why am I the way that I am

[kayla @kdeeoh]

@stassygetssaucy They are the worst

[kayla @kdeeoh]

@evilnerd @madsxleviosaaa Me too I was abt to post 😤 up 😤

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Love when lil kids are so lil and they can’t pronounce “fish” so they say “bish”

:’)

“Isn’t my bish pwetty?”
Me: “yah. U gotta pretty bish”

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Cows r pals 💛

[Erin Herrmann @erinmherrmann]

my parents are such goofs they drove out to the backroads so my dad could play the cows the songs he’s been learning on the saxophone pt.1

[kayla @kdeeoh]

@madsxleviosaaa Needing time/space in that moment is not the same as completely going off the grid/deliberately using the silent treatment or stonewalling.

Ideally, take the time you need (communicate that you need the time/reason why) and then from there, communicate w the other person

[kayla @kdeeoh]

I’m not saying those things (stonewalling, ghosting, silent treatment) are bad and we can all be guilty of them (and are usually symptomatic of emotional shit)

But it rly grinds my gears when that is used as a form of boundary setting, as if its doing the other person a “favor”

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Hello earthlings !!! Just a reminder that setting boundaries is NOT synonymous with stonewalling, giving the silent treatment, or ghosting

Those responses are unhelpful and disable a relationship

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[kayla @kdeeoh]

The last time I saw my therapist it ended with us walking to a Rite Aide together and me proceeding to cry in front of a coffee shop on the way back soooo stay tuned for this weeks session !!!!!

[kayla @kdeeoh]

Hi ppl !! Make sure u check on ur vegan/veg pals !! make sure they are taking a b12 vitamin !! My doc told me I had a “critical deficit” that contributes to a lot of health/mental health stuff !!! The only way to get the vitamin is thru animal products so u MUST supplement !!!🌱