Kelli Delaney

Mom of two. Crazy.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Mickey Mouse just told Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene to f*ck off.

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@emi_orr OMG! You ARE almost 30!

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@emi_orr Remember the quokka? Lol

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This pretty much sums it up for me:

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@emi_orr I'm telling my children. 😂😂 "Auntie Emi loves kitties more than she loves you."

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@emi_orr Forget Blackout Wednesday, how many stores are you hitting up for Black Friday? 😈😈

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

To get you caught up for tonight’s SERIES FINALE, here’s a little recap of 15 years of #Supernatural with clips from each of the 326 episodes to date. Everything is making me cry today. #SPNFamilyForever

(Thank you, @KansasBand, for letting me use Carry On Wayward Son here.)

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear World: America is back.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

genius! The message has been cracked!!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Election officials are saying they fear for their lives.

The president's son is calling for "total war."

The president's former top adviser is calling for the beheading of the FBI chief.

But yeah, those of us who talk of authoritarianism & fascism, we're the alarmists, right?

[Genevieve Padalecki @GenPadalecki]

Despite what we’re still going through after 9 months, Trump continues to diminish the pain felt by so many who have lost loved ones and the first responders, nurses, doctors and hospital staff who have put everything on the line to fight this virus. 1/

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@realDonaldTrump Why are you repeating yourself? Didn't get enough responses 8 hours ago? Friggin moron.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Promise?

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

WI is number 6 in the country for positive COVID cases. And the people who shop in my store are STILL complaining about having to wear a mask. As competitive as I am, this is NOT something I would like to win at. #WearAMask

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah...but not really

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Our frontline workers have sacrificed so much during this pandemic — the least President Trump could do is tell them the truth.

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

@feliciaday My child only requires 4 pillows (2 body, 2 regular), 4 blankets (only one of which is actually used), and a giant stuffed monkey that HAS to give him kissed. And his Cirkul bottle. Can't go to bed without the Cirkul.

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

My school district just overturned their virtual learning decision. I have an anxious 9yo and an immunocompromised 4yo. I currently want to throttle each and every parent celebrating their "victory." Fuck all of you. #kusdweak

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

Ody, Telemachus, and two herdsmen kill all 100 suitors. You'd think there would be another civil war, but Athena makes peace between Ody's family and all the suitor's families. Odysseus is home and finally reunited with his family after 20 years.
#GISH #GISH2020 #condensedepic

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

Fall of Troy was 10 years ago. Odysseus just want to go home. Other dudes are in his palace, trying to hit on his wife, thinking he is dead. His son is in danger of being murdered. Enter the gods. Athena loves Odysseus (that's her hero), decides to help his son.

[Kelli Delaney @kdelaney16]

Faithful nurse used to give Ody baths, sees scar, confirms identity. Tearful reunion. Penelope says she will marry whoever can string the great bow of Odysseus and shoot an arrow through 12 axes. Only Ody can (duh, his great bow, his great achievement).