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[kden @kdenardo]

Is the reason why we like charcuterie boards bc they’re like lunchables for grown ups

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Never once in my life have I been irate and thought to myself “I’m going to do a full split”

[kyle @kgeich]

They gotta get the reunion on every IMAX screen in America

[doomer @uncledoomer]

very interesting. here in the US, we stay awake on the highway by drinking pitch black gas station coffee and slapping our own faces with the AC on max

[Alyssa Vingan @alyssavingan]

Sorry I can't hang out this week I have to rewatch the last two seasons of "Summer House" looking for Clues

[Always On @werealwayson]

I’m not even gagged because it’s a Birkin… I’m speechless because a man actually followed thru on a promise

[Kate Melvin @RealKateMelvin]

Just got my electric bill. When y'all come over please use the flashlight on your phone.

[Sassy Hobbit 🦋 @sassyhobbit]

Dinner tonight is either going to be me with a spoon and a jar of peanut butter or $72 worth of door dash. No real in between

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

my manager: "what can we improve on"

my paycheck big papa

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when he goes through my phone expecting me to be cheating but only finds my dm to bad bunny wishing him good luck for tonight

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

everyone hating on bad bunny doing the superbowl halftime show is so weird. if you can’t shake ass just say that

[m @msnetik]

Strega Nona - TRAITOR
Madeline - Faithful
Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited
Paddington - Faithful
Corduroy - Faithful
Babar - Faithful (first banished)
Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR
Eloise - Faithful
Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful
Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR
Thing 1 - Faithful

[trash jones @jzux]

no more dating apps, time to meet someone the old fashioned way (start working at a smoothie shop until a professional athlete becomes my regular)

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[DeepSigh @charlyngwazi]

When that alarm rings in the morning and you have to go to the job you prayed for