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kitty :)

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[t. @taeseru]

something so inherently sexy about the soreness that comes with working out like damn a finer me is #loading

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

the peace this weather brings >>

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[droodle @droodbug]

you haven’t done drugs by yourself in your room and it shows

[🐈‍⬛ @milosmiata]

heard a guy speaking spanish on the phone say “como the fuck” 😭

[joey @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[pratham @prath4m]

I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[A @seattleiminyou]

I am so picky when it comes to dating. Last year I went to a street fair with this guy and he wouldn’t get his face painted with me and I was like immediately this is not anybody I want to be with bye

[patricia @TRASHKlTTY]

you open instagram and it’s like everybody’s lives are perfect, everybody is like travelling, thriving at their jobs, planning their futures, amazing relationships etc then you come here and everybody is like a sex addict drug abuser in low grade psychosis