KDLL90

Husband, father, social worker, therapist, writer, nerd

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@jimmyfallon I was afraid of swimming, so he told me, “Don’t worry; dead bodies float.” #DadQuotes

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Harrison Ford says he’s pissed off. #patriotgames #harrisonford #seanbean #seanbeandies

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags My teen sister’s parenting advice: When you have a baby, it's important that you do one thing: don't let them suck your toes. #MyFamilyIsWeird

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags I’d rather defend witches at trial in Salem than go apple picking. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

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@jimmyfallon The Boys of After Summer #AddAWordMakeASongFall

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags My history teacher would kneel down to rewind the VHS to the correct spot for the next class and fall asleep. He would then have to fast forward because he went back too far. I was never sure if Ancient History was his title or the class’s. #MyTeacherIsWeird

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Fencing Repair #RuinAnOlympicSportWithOneWord

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Change the World Back - Finger Eleven #AddAWordRuinASong

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You’re Welcome to My Life - Simple Plan #AddAWordRuinASong

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags The morning of Thanksgiving, my dad and I were trying to figure out how the light turned on in the microwave and short-circuited it. We had to run dishes back and forth all day to the neighbors’ house to borrow their microwave. #WorstThanksgiving

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags I was afraid to go to a swimming Scouting activity because I can’t swim. My dad told me, “Stop worrying, you’ll be fine. Dead bodies float!” #Badvice

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ChatGPT announced their new mascot!

“I don’t do things wrong, I do things right. I’m a legitimate person.” #chatgptmascot #newfaceofchatgpt #DonaldJTrump #legitimateperson

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags Until recently (ok, it was a month ago), I thought Whitney Houston sang, “I wanna be in the heat with somebody.” Young me always wondered why my mom let us listen to that but didn’t let us watch Friends. #MisheardLyrics

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@jimmyfallon Star Wars: Solo Cup #AddAWordFixAMovie

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags I Wanna Dance with Somebody Else #AddAWordFixAMovie

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags A Man Called Otto Octavius (A.K.A. Spider-man 2) #AddAWordFixAMovie

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@jimmyfallon Whenever we go for a long drive, I say, “Autobots?” and my wife and kids have to yell, “ROLL OUT!” before we actually start moving. #ThatsMyFamily

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags What Lies Beneath the Christmas Tree #MakeAMovieChristmas

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags Six Days, Seven Nights, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree #MakeAMovieChristmas

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@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags Die Hard #MakeAMovieChristmas