Kristina Villalobos

And miles to go before I sleep.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

If I ever own a pomeranian, I will name it Sir Poofluous.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

“Any [song] the customer likes, as long as it’s [Elvis.”] - Henry Ford, this jukebox

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Love you, SV.

[Seth Villalobos @VillageofWolves]

The love of my life is having a birthday today and I wanted you to know.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Me, seeing someone reading a book: “what are you reading?”
Me, seeing someone reading on a kindle: “I would never presume to delve into the private details of your life.”

And I can’t explain that.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Pretty neat how there is an unspoken agreement in all waiting rooms that things that are 0% interesting are suddenly 112% interesting. Privacy policy pamphlet? A triumph of literature. Cell phone usage instructions? Inspired, groundbreaking, a must-read.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Pretty wild that every mall decided to play “The Climb” on loop.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Instead of saying “I’m tired,” I’m now just going to start showing people how much I have to adjust the angle of my rear view mirror between the morning and afternoon.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

“To err is human, nugg ie s a reh ere.” -Alexander Popeyes, probably, full quotation.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Read a horror story I wrote for a contest. Warning: language and, ideally, frightening.

https://t.co/tRkC1w6kAn

[Seth Villalobos @VillageofWolves]

1/1 book from my favorite author @kdlobos #HappyFathersDay

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

My favorite thing about the wind in Oklahoma is that it somehow manages to blow in every direction simultaneously.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

@VillageofWolves Names redacted to protect the individual’s privacy.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

@VillageofWolves And pizza.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Saying “excuse us” out of habit hits different when you’re not holding your baby this time and are, in fact, alone.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

“When they don’t wish you a good day as anticipated so your ‘you too!’ hangs awkwardly in the air between you”: the title of my autobiography.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Generally speaking, if I start laughing with no apparent cause, it’s because I’m remembering this.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

I just saw a turkey slip on a patch of ice. Know what's funnier than seeing a person lose their balance? Seeing a turkey do just that.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

The whole “excited to save nice boxes to wrap gifts in” part of adulthood really snuck up on me.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Back at it.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

I watch this every year and every year it reminds me that I need to watch it every year.

https://t.co/fId6zbg2MU

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Crazy how some people that were once actually cool have now transitioned into ironically cool while I consistently remained uncool.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Yearly reminder.

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

I watch this every year and every year it reminds me that I need to watch it every year.

https://t.co/fId6zbg2MU

[Kristina Villalobos @kdlobos]

Sat with headphones in for about 8 minutes before realizing I didn’t have anything playing, so, yeah, things are going really well.