Kendall Douglass

I get paid to take pictures and videos
Skiier/snowboarder
Chelsea FC

[Forza Horizon @ForzaHorizon]

Celebrating one week of your accomplishments in #ForzaHorizon6! We're still counting bowie knife99 race incidents.

[Kendall Douglass @kdm_prod_33]

@ScottyGZone I forget what the one I got is called, picked it up from Lowes for about 40 bucks. It's never more than 1 od 2 degrees off from the thermapen

[Kendall Douglass @kdm_prod_33]

Another Chelsea season under Boehly and Co. Still don't have a clue what they're doing. The whole thing stinks. Don't see much improving next season either.

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A golfer tees up his ball on the first tee, takes a mighty swing, and hit the ball into a clump of trees.

After looking for a minute, he finds the ball and sees that there’s an opening between 2 trees, and like every ‘weekend professional’ he’s completely confident that he can make the perfect shot!

Taking out a 3 iron, closing the club-face and his shoulder, he executes a low punch shot that comes off the face like a bullet.

The ball hit a tree, bounce straight back, hits him in the forehead and kills him, instantly!

As he approaches the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asks, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"

[La Giornata Tipo @parallelecinico]

A sinistra, nel 2016, un ragazzo si trova in Nicaragua, è lì da due anni dopo aver abbandonato il basket e la famiglia per “portare la parola di Gesù Cristo” tra le persone più disagiate del paese. Una notte subisce una rapina e viene malmenato da quattro persone: gli serviranno sei mesi di cure dentistiche e due denti finti nuovi.

A destra, questa notte, c’è un ragazzo che ha trascinato Cleveland in finale di Conference dominando gara 7 contro Detroit, con 23 punti in 25 minuti in uscita dalla panchina. In bocca ha il paradenti perché, per esperienza, sa bene che i dentisti possono costare come un attico in centro storico a Milano.

Entrambi i ragazzi rispondono al nome di Sam Merrill.

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Kendall Douglass @kdm_prod_33]

Whoever is paying to burn Chelsea FC to the ground sure is getting their money's worth

[Kendall Douglass @kdm_prod_33]

@RobbyBerger Gonna be some great videos coming out. Bobby Fore!-ways is in the building

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[First and 16 - A Big 12 Podcast @Firstand16_Pod]

March Madness is like Black Friday. Used to be an amazing thing that had amazing deals and door-busters.

Unfortunately big corporations decided to overdo it and it’s just become a normal event that we tell ourselves is still just as great as it’s ever been, but that’s just nostalgia.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Utah State doing what BYU couldn't

[Matt Norlander @MattNorlander]

“Looks pretty obvious to me that high-majors need to play mid-majors during the season. They said we ain’t played nobody—we played somebody now. Nobody would play us. just like nobody would play Miami Ohio. But they gotta play us in this tournament.”

🗣️🗣️

[The Aggship @TheAggship]

Quick-hitters on Villanova, Utah State's first-round NCAA tournament matchup:
- No. 33 in KenPom (41st on offense, 35th on defense) with a 24-8 mark. Went 15-5 in the Big East, fell in its first tournament game against Georgetown by 14. Has not beaten a top 50 KenPom team since Dec. 19 (76-66 against Wisconsin, in overtime), which is its lone top 50 win.
- Top 100 nationally in offensive eFG% (76th), offensive turnover % (70th), defensive turnover % (61st) and defensive free throw rate (44th). Strong offensively in 2P% (79th), block % (32nd), steal % (24th), 3P attempt rate (53rd) and assist rate (73rd). Best categories defensively are steal % (65th) and average 2PA distance (63rd).
- Biggest weaknesses are offensive free throw rate (277th), offensive rebound rate allowed (244th), offensive FT% (290th), defensive block % (341st), offensive non-steal % (223rd) and assist rate allowed (217th). Thin bench (259th in bench minutes), average team height is right around the national average (142nd).
- 6-4 junior guard Tyler Perkins leads the way with 13.7 points, 5.4 rebounds, 1.6 assists and 1.2 steals per game, shooting 44.2 percent from the field and 36.6 percent from three (5.0 attempts per game). Four other Wildcats are averaging double figures: 6-10 Sr. forward Duke Brennan (12.4 PPG, 10.3 RPG, 2.0 APG), 6-2 Fr. guard Acaden Lewis (12.3 PPG, 5.3 APG, 3.1 RPG, 1.9 SPG), 6-3 Jr. guard Bryce Lindsay (11.9 PPG, 2.1 RPG, 2.0 APG) and 6-3 senior guard Devin Askew (10.0 PPG, 2.6 RPG, 2.1 APG, 1.1 SPG). Nobody else really worth knowing about with forward Matthew Hodge sidelined by an ACL tear.
- Not entirely sure what Villanova has done to merit an eight seed, but it's a good matchup for Utah State. Not a very big team, doesn't block shots or rebound all that well, not foul-dependent and not super experienced against turnover-heavy defenses like Utah State's.

[USU Men's Hoops @USUBasketball]

As we said…

Here at Utah State, WE RAISE TROPHIES AND CUT DOWN NETS!

[NV Aggie @nevada_aggie]

GO AGGIES! MW CHAMPS

[USU Men's Hoops @USUBasketball]

𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓!

#ShowMe x #AggiesAllTheWay

[Mountain West @MountainWest]

𝗔𝗚𝗚𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗬 🏆

The 2026 Mountain West title goes to Utah State!!

[USU Men's Hoops @USUBasketball]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 🤘

#ShowMe x #AggiesAllTheWay

[USU Men's Hoops @USUBasketball]

The SHIP is calling‼️

#ShowMe x #AggiesAllTheWay

[Kendall Douglass @kdm_prod_33]

Night's like tonight are great to be an Aggies fan. Players stepped up, filled their roles, and took care of business. Great to see it be a win attributed to the entire team working together.
Now we can hope for a 4 overtime game from this late game!