kelly martin

I'm a poodle that pretends to be a lady and everybody believes me. - Aidy Bryant

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@maggiemayes 😹😹😹😹 macaroni macaroni macaroni

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@mollykwebb 🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩

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I know I'm getting better at being responsible because I wanted to buy a bunch of miniature pumpkins from the grocery store but I didn't

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Late night bitmojo discussions..

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@justcallmeurn @shaynaaalowe love you people 😘😘

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I just saw this!! 💕💕 https://t.co/JtRGsrL6AP

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@justcallmeurn @shaynaaalowe k omw

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@justcallmeurn texting u right meow

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Today at work I tried to tell a customer, "yes, we do do free hemming on denim." But instead I started laughing after "do do" 💩🆒 #22? 💯

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@jimmyfallon My name was on the no fly list from ages 10 to 12. The security people always had to "make a call". 😁✈️💺🙅🏻 #AirportFail

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No one in this target is dressed patriotically 0/5 stars

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Of course he was wearing an Alabama hat

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at a red light and a guy in front of me put his truck in park, got out, walked around to the back & pulled a mellow yellow out of a cooler

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The number of animal Instagram accounts I follow is climbing at an alarming rate

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@mollykwebb no one needs to know there were only three teams playing #NARP

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I'm being cyber bullied

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What is this pet show in London and how do I get there immediately 🐈🐰🐥🐷🐩🐒🐢🐛🐪

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It's time to cut myself off from mad men when I start subconsciously humming the theme song in public

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I know bugs are important for the ecosystem or something but at what cost???????? Someone tell me why wasps exist

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“@mollykwebb: Literally my job. 😂😂 “@tinatbh: "what kind of job do you want after college" http://t.co/ArZOANg7YA”” 😄😄lolol truuu