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man, big place. #merp

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

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[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@Normandy_EDI // oooh home made or from a meadery?

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

food, the one thing that can bring everyone together. or, organics at least. maybe that's why the geth are so notoriously hard to get along with.

nothing like a little ground time to heal the back and the soul.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@Normandy_EDI in a way, i guess. doesn't quire feel the same as real, actual dirt, but it's about as close as you can get it in the vacuum of space. nice and stable at least.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

if you find me laying on the floor of the observation deck don't ask. all gucci here. the floor is just nice.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

well, i'll get up when the next meal gets called. which will be eventually.

and i probably could, i've slept in worse positions, trying to not encourage though. i do have reports to read. that i might be avoiding. by laying on the ground.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@Normandy_EDI sometimes it's not the comfort you need. nice solid, cold metal and rivets is... uh... grounding for lack of a better word?

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@OfHumanSpectre i think if you did that i would just sleep here. i think i plan on getting up eventually... probably.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@VasRannoch_ only about as much as usual, not too bad.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@VasRannoch_ it's a good place to be. nice and flat.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@Normandy_EDI that's major, mind you. not that titles matter much when you're laying on the floor. and arguably too few.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@VasRannoch_ nah, ive got them all going to a folder titled "not my ship not my problem" but the speed at which it fills up is truly amazing.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

why do i get so many crew emails from ships that i do not work on anymore.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@VasRannoch_ you're stronger than any alliance marine truly

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

so i hear. guess i can talk to shepard about turning off all the hot water. for the crews health, of course.

[𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗿 @ComSpecialist]

Well…

[ Pauses to think. ]

Cold showers are actually good for you, so whoever took the hot water was looking out for you and anyone else who went after them.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@Normandy_EDI @Zer0FuxGiv3n don't get me wrong here! i don't run the ship, you can all be tits out if you want. just saying if you're cold, shirt will fix that.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

note to self to wake up before jack and treynor if i don't want to turn into a mancicle.

[ᴘsʏᴄʜᴏᴛɪᴄ ʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄ @Zer0FuxGiv3n]

Wow, her too? I took one right after her and used what was left, I think.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

@Zer0FuxGiv3n would be less cold if you put on a shirt. just a thought.

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

thats the kind of question only someone whos never had their soul sucked out of them by a cold shower would ask

[𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗿 @ComSpecialist]

There’s a look?

[kaidan @kdnalnko]

right, of course, you just happen to conveniently have that "didn't suffer a cold shower this morning" look to you.

[𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗿 @ComSpecialist]

I don’t have the slightest clue to what you mean.