Kieran

Break necks, I’m the chiropractor (all views expressed here are someone else’s)

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

He wasn't going to let Fabrizio Romano have this one, and for that he has my eternal respect

[Kieran @kdog______]

Holy shit

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘ADVENTURES OF TINTIN’ movie is officially happening.

Peter Jackson is currently writing the script with plans to direct the film himself.

(Source: @Variety)

[Widow’s Bay’s #1 Fan @TheJosieMarie]

With AMC A List now costing $30, you better stand up and salute us before a film. We are keeping the lights on

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Hey @AMCTheatres , I’m ok with the A-List price increase, if that means we can get a new Coke ad! Thanks!

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Cam Walsh @CamWalsh27]

Beautiful. But only 31 or so of the IMAX’s in this picture are Real IMAX. There are 1800+ theaters claiming to have IMAX screens but we know the true 1.43:1 aspect ratio is required

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Kieran @kdog______]

Becoming an alcoholic just because the folding chair in my “living room” has a perfectly shaped cup holder for an alcoholic beverage

[Kieran @kdog______]

This is no way to live

[Haider. @haider1]

Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman:

"in five years, everyone will have an AI companion that knows them deeply

what they see, hear, prefer, and feel"

It won't just assist

It will live life alongside you, an ever-present friend helping you navigate life's biggest challenges

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

You read a book on that? That’s cool. I understood it innately from birth

[buto 🇵🇸 @blondedcartier]

think about Mourinho. you can see the Europa league. think about van gaal. you can see the FA cup. think about ten hag you can see the trophies. close your eyes now and do it with amorim. I don't see anything.

[The Great Sage, PhD @ShriekingNoises]

Spraying water at him is so funny. Buddy, he lives there

[Kieran @kdog______]

This is a social experiment to see how much I can take before killing myself

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ruben Amorim: "If I could go back to this time a year ago, I would do things so differently”.

“I have learned more in this year as a manager than the other five combined. I would do 75% of things different”.

[OMAR 🧊 @sevenomar7]

Wallahi it’s over I’m never getting RAM

[Kieran @kdog______]

Josh Safdie torrented The Holdovers 🔥 (he liked it)

[Kieran @kdog______]

How is this allowed? Maybe more importantly, how could a real human being take part in enabling this and think it’s good for society?

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom.

The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets.

A new era of media is here.

[Zac Bowden @zacbowden]

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails. They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."

[Kieran @kdog______]

If this was in a movie I would say the satire is too on the nose

[Pentagon Pizza Watch @pizzintwatch]

POLYGLOBE JUST GOT ANOTHER MASSIVE UPGRADE 🌐

DeepStateLive’s Ukraine war map is now draped directly onto the globe, live and synced with @Polymarket .

Shaded control zones, shifting frontlines, Russian/Belarusian unit icons and direction of attack arrows all sitting under your markets and OSINT in near real time.

These Ukraine geo markets confuse people constantly. is it the city limits, the oblast, “enter” vs “capture all of”?

Now, when you hover a market, we draw the exact area of operation it resolves on and spell out the rule in plain English.

No more rule debates, no more guessing what actually settles.

The only way to monitor the situation.

[Kieran @kdog______]

Tech bros are like “we’re cooked” and then keep developing the technology that can only be used for deception

[sid @immasiddx]

Nano Banana vs Nano Banana Pro

We’re cooked. 💀

[Kieran @kdog______]

No way they think the dystopian part of WALL·E was just that they were fat holy shit

[near @nearcyan]

if ozempic existed in WALL-E you'd think it a utopia