kdogphoenix

Sometimes, I wipe my bum.

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@emmabrice3 roe

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@MattDoran91 If you knew anything about Matt, if there was one random topic that you had to bet your life on? It would be that he know sweet F all about Adele. 😜

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@JessOreilly1997 @MattDoran91 Just put that one a plate huh?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Your dad shat into his nappy everyday?

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@swandane Stay in your lane fuckwit. Footballs and cocaine don’t make you a fucking scholar.

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@swandane Green is a dog.

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@swandane Time for Twitter to require a brain scan pre-sign up. You and Pendlebury are the dumbest fuckwits online.

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@SamMcNally5482 @JohnBarronUSA As someone who has had it twice, and this time fully vaccinated, I have to say that you are wrong. Covid has long lasting symptoms that reduce quality of life.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr So is the lure of hookers urine hereditary?

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@GeordieBeeBo @Paul_Brown1 @annabelcrabb You can hear the crickets?

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@Paul_Brown1 @annabelcrabb Why would she need to attend to learn the “rules” of an opening ceremony when there is absolutely no chance she will be premiere in 2032?? Make that make sense?

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@swandane Put the pipe down mate.

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@ozzy_citizen @emmabrice3 @NoKingHitz @MrKRudd Wow? You actually don’t know what is going on?

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@ozzy_citizen @NoKingHitz @MrKRudd Meaning they were employed by our ADF. Pretty simple really.

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@JamesBrickwood @MrKRudd @FinancialReview Wow, you parasites really have each other backs. Symbiosis I guess.

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@swandane Name and shame the fuckwits that taught you dumb fuck footballers how to use Twitter.

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@47bobbuilder @MrKRudd *Narcissism.

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@Dan_B1981 @jamiecox1969 @NickKyrgios Kournikova was number 8. Kry babies best is 68.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Dude? People really don’t like you? I thought maybe you had some fans, but fuck? Check that feed. Hahha

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@jarrodwalsh Unfortunately the police are too busy servicing speed cameras.