Kristin Dormuth

Systems Developer, eCommerce @QlikView in Radnor, PA

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

coworker: "Hey, it could be worse!"
me: "Why would you say that?? Do you WANT more bad things to happen?!"
I am now waiting for every server to crash simultaneously.

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

me: *logs on to webex*
coworker who is hosting: Hey, Kristin, did you get the webex link for this meeting?
me: Yes, thank you!
.......
I think we both need more coffee...

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

me: AHHHHH
coworker: You ok over there?
me: I just realized I typed "sumbit" instead of "submit." No wonder my code wasn't working.
coworker: Sounds like SOME BIT of code was wrong ;-)

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

I have an email in my inbox, that was sent to me today at 5:30PM.
I gotta ask my coworker to share that time travel technology with me.

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

*glances at the wool shawl I keep at my desk*
https://t.co/ApDrXqPgnE

[City of Philadelphia @PhiladelphiaGov]

Due to extremely hot conditions, a Code Red is now in effect. During a Code Red, @PHLCityHomeless increases outreach to keep homeless Philadelphians safe. Call 215-232-1984 to request outreach ➡️ https://t.co/dnpcCo5kfS

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

Nice that #pf18 has "fika" ;-) cc @qlik

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Georgia O'Keeffe, The Lawrence Tree,1929 #womensart

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

Ok, I've got my coffee - ready to start the day at #PhillyForce18!

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

Running my first 5k today @philly_zoo! Wish me luck!

[The Franklin Institute @TheFranklin]

Today at 12:15 pm EDT, we mark the astronomical start of Spring in the northern hemisphere with the March Equinox, as such today is one of two days each year where there is roughly the same amount of day and night. https://t.co/deJbLhZhsw

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

me: *logs on to web conference*
web conference: You are the first participant! Please wait for the meeting to begin.
web conference: *hold music loads*
web conference: "Never gonna give you up..."
me:...
me: Did...did I just get rick-rolled by a web conference?

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

Did you know that if you think "work...Work!....WORK!!" really hard at the code while it's running, it'll will work this time?

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

Coworker A: I'm having trouble connecting to the internet; does someone have the update download on a thumbdrive that I can borrow?
Coworker B: No problem, I'll just email it to you.

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

system: *fails*
us: what happened?
system logs: "Errors occurred during process."
us:....
us: got any details on that one?
system logs: "Errors occurred during process"

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

#tfw the error was because there was an en-dash instead of an em-dash *headdesk*

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

🚨 Don't wait until March to change your footer to 2018 🚨

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

Who's got two thumbs, no voice, and is leading a UAT session in 12 minutes? This girl.

[Kristin Dormuth @kdormuth]

me: *working until midnight to support our accounting teams at month-end*
coworker in India: Good morning!
me: Right. Because it's tomorrow morning there.