Kris Carnivale

Writing more for myself these days.

[Kris Carnivale @kdotcar97]

I liked how today asked nothing from me.

[Out of Context Birds @ContextBirds]

Baby kiwi 🥝

[Out of Context Birds @ContextBirds]

🥝

[Out of Context Birds @ContextBirds]

Baby kiwi 🥝

[Out of Context Birds @ContextBirds]

🥝

[Kliffoth🔴〰️🔴 Mothman VTuber! @Kliffoth_VT]

I would like to inform you that people are stuffing cash between the mothman statue's ass crack again...

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG.

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and is gonna eat the moon

[chad @badboychadhoy]

sleep is for the weak? then I guess i’m a little baby bro. yeah I guess i’m a little sleepy little guy. a little snoozer. I guess i’m a little goo goo ga ga ass bitch then dude

[victoria lorren @victoria_lorren]

wait a minute…my loans just got transferred from Navient to another provider

[Kris Carnivale @kdotcar97]

People back home in WV complaining about snow while I’m spending my evening on the beach

[Kris Carnivale @kdotcar97]

Oh the wonder if never having to work the day before a snow storm ever again!

[Kris Carnivale @kdotcar97]

How is there a national certification but half the nation doesn’t accept it? How does that make sense?

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

can’t wait till it gets colder so I can really start dressin

[hea @HeagenSteed]

y’all want blue eyes til you walk outside & get blinded

[vin diesel @pinkyfr0g]

No you don't

[Kris Carnivale @kdotcar97]

Keep coming across articles that would have been great for my research project after already turning it in 🙃

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

*subtext*

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

what’s the word for when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing