Kelly Downes

Damn, you'se a sexy bitch.

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

Is this a real debate or an SNL skit? Are they seriously debating whether or not Biden’s son is a loser?? #Debate2020

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

I still can’t believe these two senile old men are really the best America has to offer #Debates2020

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Joe Biden: "It's hard to get any word in with this clown -- excuse me, this person."

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

There are few things at work more entertaining than slimy LinkedIn recruiters. This one is esp amusing: I just started a new job 3 weeks ago, I have no clue who any of these “former colleagues” are, and best of all has no clue what I make yet can still get me a “massive” raise

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

Cam Brady oh twelve

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

If we actually do finally make it in the air, and @united doesn’t provide us all with complimentary champagne during drink service for the 6 hour delay, there will be problems.

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

Hour 10 at EWR, just boarded my third @united plane of the day. Will this plane be the one to finally push back from the gate? Or will my bags make it to Honolulu before I do?

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

@Nicole_Cliffe

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

@pat_tyrone @dimestoreforum @thebrianfallon @Crossroads_NJ Is this ticket still available?

[Coastal Athletic Association @CAASports]

.@DrexelSoftball rallies in the top of the seventh to eliminate Towson from #CAAChamps. Dragons play Charleston tomorrow at 2:30 p.m.

[Emily Waldon @EmilyCWaldon]

In 2019, minor league players will make on average (Pretax amount) between $6,100 (Single A) and $14,850 (Triple-A) for the season.

The federally recognized poverty line for a single-person household in 2019?
$14,380.

Chew on that.

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

@dcalf03 These kids have no idea how good they have it, back in my day all we had was kel del and sevs #sojelly

[Mississippi Braves @mbraves]

RECAP: @BDownes10 homers as M-Braves win season finale on Monday at Jacksonville, 4-1. The M-Braves finish the season by going 35-24 over the final 2+ months of the season. https://t.co/9rpbr1jAaq

[Kelly Downes @kdownes2]

Grocery store rotisserie chickens are the real MVPs of adulthood

[Chris Harris @CHarris731]

Newest M-Brave OF @BDownes10 talks about his first few days with the @Braves, and how he found out the Royals had traded him. https://t.co/8IeyDZA8GQ

[Mississippi Braves @mbraves]

ICYMI: @BDownes10 first M-Braves home run was historic on Sunday.

[Tate Nations @kaotate]

RF @BDownes10 cranking his first home run as an @mbraves.

@SLeagueBaseball @BravesReddit @ProspectsBraves @MartySullivan10 @jedbase

[Tate Nations @kaotate]

After slapping his first home as an @mbraves, @BDownes10 makes this amazing catch at the warning track today. @SLeagueBaseball @BravesReddit @ProspectsBraves @MartySullivan10 @mbravesbaseball

[Mississippi Braves @mbraves]

BRANDON DOWNES sends a 449 ft. 💣over the right field wall! That is the @BDownes10 first HOME RUN with the Atlanta Braves organization! 💪⚾️🔥💥👏😎 #FearTheChop #Crushed