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Just a piss baby pee boy in a poop adult shit world (He/Him)

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We've all heard a lot of negative comments about the recent changes to twitter, but in the name of fairness I want to share some of the good things they have been doing too

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Nephew made the deal to go back to being 1 year old with all the knowledge he has when he's 25 and now he's telling me about all my future divorces

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My bitch too- wait please don’t tell her I called her that

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@JustChump just showed this to my 4 year old son and he said “papa, mom made the right decision in leaving. please play paw patrol.” keep up the good work chump!

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"Video games aren't art" Okay then explain Pacman, Ms. Pacman, Ms. Pacman Maze Madness, Ms. Pacman: Quest for the Golden Maze, Pac-Mania Extended Version featuring Ms. Pacman

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Girlfriend got mad at me when I told her my AI chatbot copy of her wouldn’t say that to me. Why the hell do people hate this technology so much?

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Eureka! I’ve figured out who’s pussy it is!

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Look, foid- can I call you foid?

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It’s you! The one the prophecy foretold!

The chud who awakens the dawn!

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If you’re “at a very Chinese time in your life” and aren’t moving like this what are you even doing?

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

John Thompson has been studying the guqin—a silk string zither—and classical Chinese music since 1974.

Here he is with Hong Kong filmmaker Lau Shing Hon performing a drinking song first published 1589 and attributed to third-century poet Ruan Ji: Jiu Kuang (Wine Mad)

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@Niblink_ fancy pool

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None of the pools I’ve ever been in have had the dye that turns blue when I pee in it, but ALL of them have had the dye that turns brown when I poop in it

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takes goon to know goon

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Zodiac girly said there’s mercury in lemonade??

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Napoleon Bonerfart

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@goldenpotatobul yeah, you get it

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This doctor’s note just says “There’s a man with a gun. Please call help”. Maaaan my boss isn’t gonna believe this

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@Maiveon it is actually really good because thing ending = bad, and thing get worse but last forever and ever = good. i hope thor and mr america kiss in this one

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Do they get mad at you if you take a smoke break on the set of an anti-vape psa?

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Buddhist chick said she got an avoidant attachment style. Like girl, isn't that the point?

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Tried quiet quitting my job at OSHA and now everyone’s blaming me for the fire :(