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[demotivational speaker. 💖 @hey_sita]

Please don’t tell me any bad news in Chilis. Like right infront of my triple dipper and honey chipotle crispers? Save it.

[Brock 💣 @Golfingbrock]

First time in a Buc-ee’s https://t.co/EVn9BFa1Y3

[clare @sadderlizards]

don’t ask me to go out past 5pm in the winter. i’m all cozied up in my burrow

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[clare @sadderlizards]

see you later

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m meal prepping

[virgoest virgo @themarissarae]

I bought an iPad cus yall said people with an iPad have they shit together and now I’m just a bitch with an iPad fighting for my life who lied?????!!!!!!???

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

hot girl saturday

[Sarah Bee🐝 @BirrelleBee]

You guuuuuuys. Highschool track team takes shelter dogs out on their morning runs. And the dogs are thrilled. My heart. ♥️

[RENAISSANCE World Tour @RenaissanceWT]

“My hope is that years from now, the mention of an artist's race, as it relates to releasing genres of music, will be irrelevant.” - Beyoncé

[reb @rebmasel]

due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be spiraling

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

"We must stop eating!" cried Toad as he ate another.

"Yes," said Frog, reaching for a cookie.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society

[culture @notgwendalupe]

16 years ago, the most LEGENDARY night of Disney Channel happened: the premiere of 'High School Musical 2', 'Phineas and Ferb' and the crossover of 'Hannah Montana' with the Jonas Brothers, thread:

[maddi @mischiefmaddied]

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge