Note to anyone angry that Trump's name was taken off the Kennedy Center, don't you worry. You can still find his name in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
List of people who should've been fired before Topper:
1 - Dave Dombrowski
2 - Kevin Long
3 - Alec Bohm
4 - Bryson Stott
5 - Every catcher on the roster
6 - Aidan Miller's doctor
7 - Kevin Long again
Rob Thomson is a good man who probably didn’t deserve this fate, but someone had to take the hit for the 9-19 start and it wasn’t going to be Dave Dombrowski.
Thanks for helping bring winning baseball back to Philadelphia, Topper!
Aight the Hannah Montana special lacked… cuz wtf wasn’t it the entire cast on the couch reminiscing?! Instead we got *check notes* Selena Gomez and Chapelle Roan…wtf