KDB

beer snob, cat lover, bad ass.

[That Housewives Guy @housewivesguy]

I…Can we please just talk about this moment because I am DECEASED❄️❄️❄️ #RHOSLC

[KDB @kduganb]

@DB_Not_Cooper @CadillacJack94 Oh geez. Now I'm going to have to disown him. That's a bummer.

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

hope they run out of greek letters soon and start naming variants after selling sunset girls... "here's what we know about Chrishell"

[KDB @kduganb]

@KathBean33 Well, well, well. Do I have the Spotify Wrapped for you?! My #5 top musical artist was Tom Cruise. Proceed.

[KDB @kduganb]

My toxic trait is gasping and squealing "Presents!" every time one of my online shopping packages arrives.

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

Some would say we’re in our Folklore/Evermore era…….and they aren’t wrong

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Yeah, it's true, I lost my virginity to George Clooney. George Clooney Total Landscaping.

[KDB @kduganb]

My chiropractor told me that I have the spine of an old woman and the legs of an athlete. I've always aspired to be well-rounded!

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

“Out of the hundreds of people Jeffrey Dahmer met in his life, he only killed and ate 17”

[KDB @kduganb]

The only thing that #spotifyunwrapped2019 taught me is that everyone else is cooler than me.

[KDB @kduganb]

@shitshanesays70 Shit is weak.

[KDB @kduganb]

#bravessong2 take that Shane

[KDB @kduganb]

Not because he fell asleep during Mulan, but because he fell aslee at 6:30 and, guys, he’s still going strong.

[KDB @kduganb]

Shane put on Mulan at 6 tonight and then fell asleep 30 minutes in. By that, I’m saying: Guys, I found my dream man.

[KDB @kduganb]

I’m jealous of people whose depression makes them need emotional support. In true introvert fashion, mine presents as actively hating everyone. #peoplePerson

[KDB @kduganb]

Nothing like realizing you have Alzheimer’s related unresolved trauma because @KarenKilgariff makes you ugly cry in your car on the way to work. Her Jaws metaphor is perfect.

[KDB @kduganb]

I'm at the point in Whole30 where I want to actually punch anyone who posts pictures of dessert in the face. Tiger blood, my ass. #7DaysLeft #whole30

[KDB @kduganb]

That's fine. Crying at work is cool.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Every day, this elderly woman says "hello" to school kids as they pass by her house. When they found out their beloved neighbor was moving, hundreds of kids left school to give her one last "goodbye." https://t.co/t4TrADCOhi

[KDB @kduganb]

@Jduganb1 I'm not. Bring it on, sugar daddies.