Kelli Stec

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

@Zak_Bagans This makes my head hurt

[Alex Elmslie @ImAllexx]

Amber Heard made her bed, now she can shit in it.

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

Momma's big baby. I love this big mush. 😍

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

@Masterdrale That sounds perfect! Let's go

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

@Masterdrale That uh...kinda made me tear up 🥺

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

Children should not have to pay for the stupidity of adults. Stfu and go get the damn vaccine.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

5-year-old Georgia boy dies of Covid-19 as cases surge nationwide. https://t.co/ifZN9M8tkW

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

💯

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

Lunch at The Dobbin House Tavern today with @Masterdrale . If you ever visit Gettysburg, ya gotta go here. The atmosphere alone is magical!

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

Daphne says happy easter! 🐰

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

Man it sure would be great if we could finally get some meaningful gun reform in this damned country, just kidding I know we fucking won’t.

[Pramila Jayapal @PramilaJayapal]

Here’s what a few billionaires would owe with a #WealthTax:

💵Jeff Bezos: $5.7B
💵Elon Musk: $4.6B
💵Bill Gates: $3.6B

That'd leave them with:

📈Bezos: $185B
📈Musk: $149B
📈Gates: $116B

Something tells me they’d be okay. It’s time for the ultra-rich to pay their fair share.

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

Can't wait to put these on our tree this year! Thank you @BreadHeroDan and @CooIitch . I love them so much!

[Jordan Fischer @JordanOnRecord]

During the four years of the Civil War, the confederates never got closer to Washington than Fort Stevens. Until today, when insurrectionist supporters of @realDonaldTrump paraded through the U.S. Capitol Building carrying the Confederate battle flag.

[Megan Mullally @MeganMullally]

.@CNN y’all know about this, right? i love you, but i’m curious because you keep sort of haplessly posing questions as to how terrorists got into the #uscapitol...?

[zellie @zellieimani]

This is why we say Black Lives Matter.

White Lives Matter to police so much they let white supremacist terrorists attacked them and storm and damage the Capitol.

Like, they risked the whole country in order to protect the well being of a couple hundred white people.

[Garuku⛧Bluemoon @GarukuBluemoon]

This is a coup, not a protest. Never have i felt like I needed a gun for the protection of my loved ones until Trump’s presidency started and all the misogynists, racists, and fascists came out of the woodwork. They won’t vanish on the 20th, denounce these people and their hate.

[Kelli Stec @kdweeb1234]

I aspire to be this cool when I grow up lol

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

I find that, just before I go for a walk, I can pour a bunch of Fritos into my mask, and just chomp away while I'm walking. Some fall out, but it doesn't matter, I'm outside.

[Neale @AbeFroman]

Suddenly the cops are fresh out of tear gas, rubber bullets, armored cars, and riot gear. Fancy that; what a coincidence.