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[Genesis @heybabygen]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“it’s fine everything happens for a reason”

[ME & HERMAN @imcandacekay]

My friends: I can’t find this guy on social media.

Me:

[fadumo @fadumofiasco]

Damn 3 day weekends make you forget you got a damn job

[leigh @leighgladwin]

There should be an option on Mario Kart to just have a drive around. Sometimes a girl doesn’t want to race. Sometimes she wants to have a slow and steady drive.

[D_E_V @keep_itplayer]

I SUCK AT WARMING MY CAR UP AFTER 2 SECONDS I’M PULLING TF OFF 🤣😂

[Uncle Cheato @Luv_Cheat]

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.

[Ms Bacchanal🇱🇨 @lmtwmarley]

The way our periods sync up as women when we spend a lot of time with each other still blows my mind

[ª @champagnealvin]

mood

[Stan 001 @leysius]

Next year. I want peace. A soft life. God’s Direction. More love and prosperity. Amen.

[Jojo World @young_beautey_]

It’s ok to be cheap but cheap toilet paper is where we draw the line 😭

[VALENCIA. @thevalenciagaa]

i gotta stop agreeing to stuff without calculating if imma have the energy

[kay🦋 @kaylieilliana]

this is why I like the boys that play video games😭

[ki @kdx0__]

Lmaooooo right

[𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 @ImTeaghan]

This the one.

[ki @kdx0__]

Yoooo LITERALLY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[elijah🐻🐰 @ThvK00kiee]

me when someone's looking at me while i'm doing something