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[💌 @ke7ara]

hello kitty gundam

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[ᨳଓ @maggichips]

OKAY MS. JEN?

[Ienka @ankyheidi]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[brady 🌠 @bradyycore]

ran out of toothpaste, shaving cream, face wash, and body wash all at the same time & my rent is due tomorrow

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

imagine you get elected mayor and two of your sports teams immediately win championships

[Kais @Arubbothian]

InshaAllah 7th of October

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[lei ᥫ᭡ #MJFC @mjzangel]

DONT PLAY

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE MOOD HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED 💀

#AlwaysKnicks

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

I’m so weak at Mamdani being like “well I control the remote controls” lmao

[hey, um my baby daddy is calling me @TheAngryVirgo]

My ass bout to be so fat. My money bout to be so long. Im bout to be so hot. Like I can feel it.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5