Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄

I’m here for a reason.| ssu alumna.🧚🏾‍♂️| Godspeed 🌬 ♈︎

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[TheeCodingQueen 🪷🦋 @ChildPleez007]

They'll investigate this, but won't investigate Black people that were hanged. This country is so unserious

[KAT @reallKAT]

“Above all, be careful what you think because your thoughts control your life.”

— 𝖯𝖱𝖮𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖡𝖲 𝟦:𝟤𝟥

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

Or make the stars striped.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Get rid of the stripes and make the entire flag the blue rectangle with the white stars, and this would actually be a cool flag for a change

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

@HeavenRed2 @ironxiudy Right. It’s kinda racist, but it’s true. It’s what we were taught & when those of us stray away from it, they get burned… EVERY TIME. It’s a safety tactic, not just an ideal.

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

@HeavenRed2 @ironxiudy You know what’s crazy is the idea that Michael could’ve also not been taught that, since he’s always been catered to & had yt ppl at his feet.

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

Beyoncé is a Virgo.
MJ is a Virgo.
Of the ppl ik that are Virgo’s, if they’re good at something, they’re extremely confident & know they are the best at what they do.

[🧟‍♀️ @Ycry74]

As someone who lived through that moment. They knew Beyoncé was Beyoncé, but was shocked that Beyoncé KNEW she was Beyoncé too.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade

[Madd like Maxx 🤞🏾🤚🏾 @1GoneTilSept_]

I’m not the smartest nigga in the world, but I knew NFTs were a scam off the flap. Ian need to do no research. Y’all was buying pictures of monkeys in supreme jackets lol

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

The way folks been walking around this morning with dry cough got me screaming “HANTA” 😷

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

@MrMkkilla @Zhane_Star And geriatric pregnancies exist, as well as grand aunts. Really anything is possible.

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

@deyloveDom @rxssbeach @jaidadoesit @PayB_2 @BigHomieKODAQ The poster is 100% AI generated. I believe the picture is too just b/c a company wouldn’t publicly display salaries like this at all.

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

Non adhd people will never understand our perception of time.

This morning i was stressed because i had to get somewhere by 10, so i asked if my mom would microwave some breakfast for me while i was still getting ready, and she said "oh don't worry you'll have time. It's not even 9:00 yet”.

And she said this at 8:56.

Oh to live in a world where 8:56 is not equal to 9:00.

8:56 is absoLUTELY 9:oclock

8:40 is 9:oclock

8:30 is 9:oclock

EVERYTHING IS 9:oclock

AND IM GOING TO BE LATE

[Marcus Johnson @MarcusJ_3194]

Y’all ever noticed that the wheels of government move mighty quick when it comes time to marginalize folks? You want funding for public services? Wait a couple years. Need to ban abortion, gerrymander districts, or dehumanize trans people? It’ll get done by tomorrow.

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

@_6signxxx It really doesn’t.

[🐾 Sir Pepper Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

this is very good for your literacy btw
don't be ashamed to frequently google words you don't know, it's better to learn now instead of giving up
especially in an age where literacy rates are at an all time low

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When someone is clearly wrong, but you know the knowledge gap and fixing it would take more than a 2-minute conversation.

[Ҝ乇’s Wonder Emporium 🪄 @ke_keeks]

Ppl saying “this is crazy,” but no, it’s really accurate for their kind 💀

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

EXCUSE ME??? they were birdwatching AT A LANDFILL?? why can’t white ppl ever be normal