Pharaoh

Low-key life coach👨‍🏫

[Saurabh @TheOvermanEthos]

Business idea:

A gym that only charges when you don't go.

[Pharaoh @ke_pharaoh]

@NoContextHumans

[Pharaoh @ke_pharaoh]

Nimeona pahali video ya dem fulani analia eti wifi imekuwa down 2hrs alafu pale kwa comments mtu akasema "cry here 🪣 Africa needs water"🤣

[Pharaoh @ke_pharaoh]

@Ke_Ghoost Pesa sio shida😂

[Abhishek Yadav @yabhishekhd]

Ye kya ho Raha hai Tim Cook Ji 😂
#Apple #iPhone #Xiaomi

[D E S I R E E @desiree_rsa]

They have uninterrupted electricity in Kenya guys 🥹🥹

[Pharaoh @ke_pharaoh]

@_KijanaYaKiambu Ama public restroom

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

Elon, have you tried putting the API in rice?

[Samuel Nyakundi II @sammie_nyakundi]

Kenya is slowly becoming the new war front between the Russian federation and the West. It'll be a Ukraine

[KÎJÃÑÅ_¥Å_KĪÄMBÛ II™🇰🇪 @danniewakiambu]

Nani alikunyoa can change your moods for a whole week 💔😂😂😭 i swear

[God's Very Own Pearl @zionpearl]

"And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters." Gen 1:2

This is one of my favorite verses. Zero form. Total void. Black darkness. But God was there.

#Thread

[NJAMBI❄️ @njambifever]

“Nobody owes you anything” is just a saying for selfish people advocating to treat people terribly. This expression is false and meaningless which just pushes more people to be self-centered. If you’re in a position to help anyone, do it.

[Alvin @sondesix]

My brother just said, "oh, so your Samsung phone can also connect to the car via Bluetooth?"

Me, screaming internally:
"BITCH 👁👄👁"

[Pharaoh @ke_pharaoh]

@kilundeezy Kabisa. 4yrs, 6months sio mbali saana

[Ice Universe @UniverseIce]

Galaxy S23 Ultra
1x，10x，30x，100x