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[elizabeth @keagard]

who the fuck thought onion rings were an acceptable form of food get that shit out of my face

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“People bully you at work because they’re a loser when they clock out” is the realest shit I ever heard

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

we’re 3 months into 2026 & I’ve enjoyed a total of 3 & a half hours, max.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

There is something so SO profoundly wrong about one of the fittest, most dominant athletes of all time advertising weight-loss drugs during one of the most watched events on earth. Bleak doesn’t even cover it. What a crying shame.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

not only is it not friday, it’s not even thursday

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

[elizabeth @keagard]

men will say this is him being direct but anyone in sales would think this guy is a clown, his comment was unnecessary and disrespectful I hope she found someone else

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Glambot director Cole Walliser is under fire for his responses to a possible customer inquiring about the camera for a wedding.

Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 17th 2026:

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

forever.

[lucy @winonasfilm]

same actress

[Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @JudiciaryDems]

US Citizen detained by ICE: Clearly it didn't matter that I was a citizen, a veteran, or identified who I was. They ignored everything I said. They just broke my window and dragged me out. I let them know I was a veteran, I wasn't doing anything wrong, just trying to get to work.

[g @34rths]

Joking about my lore but then I remember that it actually happened to me

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Billionaires are buying elections.
Corporations are poisoning our food.
Republicans are defunding education.
Insurance companies are killing people needing healthcare.
Private equity destroyed affordable housing.

And people think "illegals" are the problem.

[elizabeth @keagard]

jonas brothers and 5sos in one arena im gonna save my entire body like im 14 again

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

That’s right, the boys are back. @5SOS are joining us for two dates. Performing their own mini set + maybe more 👀

https://t.co/byqWjWRK7A

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

they're always going to be a part of me.

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Don’t forget this. Don’t let any hasbara ever make you forget that the lDF raped a PaIestinian prisoner who was imprisoned without any charges. The woman who leaked the video was called a traitor and arrested. lsraelis marched in the streets to defend rape. The lDF rapists were celebrated in lsraeli society.