Kealan Murphy

Irish Barber, Owner of KealanMurphy_Hair

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

Two standing Wu-Tang & Nas tickets for Dublin Friday 9th for sale if anyone is looking please get in touch #ticketfairy

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

If anyone has two tickets to @Rubberbandits podcast tonight in @CorkOperaHouse and they can’t make it pleaaaaase let me know.

[Justin @RickyThreePeat]

i hate doing acid with other people. bro over here bugging out talmbout “is this really all there is”. can you please shut up i’m trying to hands-free cum

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

PHONE BOOTH FIGHTS???????

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

Shrek 2 is a fucking masterpiece 🤌🏽

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

@EDDIEDURKAN They are doing it to be “quirky ✌🏻😜” it’s awful shite man !

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

The amount of mullets I’ve done recently on biys that would have slapped the fat tits off me for having one years ago is ridiculous!

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

My nephew is 10 and bout to learn wassup

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

A lot of people are new to smoking weed, so we made some educational videos! Enjoy!!!

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

@KearneyCCFC1984 That what they call having a wank in Mahon ?

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

25 years on, Happy Gilmore’s still got it 🏌️‍♂️😂

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

This day in 1972 we remember as Bloody Sunday. It was day when unarmed peaceful protestors were shot by the British Army in Derry. 26 civilians were shot, 13 died at the scene, one a month later. 7 of the deceased were teenagers. We must always remember how fragile peace is 🕊

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

30 days off fags and best believe I don’t feel one bit better, anyone who says they do is a dirty spoof I’d smoke your Nans jocks in a flash who am I trying to prove I don’t need fags to ? Trek

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Isn’t it odd how no one talks about electric eels anymore? Like quicksand, they played a huge part in childhood cartoons. Then disappeared from discourse. It’s a fucking fish that can electrocute people. We should always be talking about and thinking about electric eels

[Kealan Murphy @kealan17]

Off fags 5 days and I tell ya one thing I can’t wait to go back on them. I was in traffic I could smell someone about 6 cars ahead smoking i nearly wrote the car off while I suck on a shitty vape bawlin crying turned up the radio so I wouldn’t smell it pure irrational shit like

[Bernie Flanders @BeausangJack]

March 13th ✅