Keane

27 | UK

[Keane @keanejd_]

Uni Questions
"Where's Bedfordshire?"

Normal Response: *Choose a landmark or location close to Bedfordshire*

Me: Just outside London

[Keane @keanejd_]

@BBC grovelling during halftime 🤣 #Fıfaworldcup2026

[Keane @keanejd_]

Tuchel is a con man… sitting back for 30 minutes after going 1-0 up. Should get the sack! #FIFAWorldCup2026 #ARGENG #BBCSPORT

[Keane @keanejd_]

Argentinian officials shouldn’t be anywhere near this game imo #FIFA #WorldCup #FRAMAR #MARFRA

[FPL Mate (Dan) @FPLMate]

I have spent all of today in the hospital with my wife, Morgan.

Today she had surgery that confirmed and removed severe endometriosis, a condition where uterus tissue grows outside the uterus, causing severe pelvic pain and infertility.

Despite suspecting she has had this condition for almost as long as I’ve known her, and after years of medical gaslighting, she finally found a doctor who would book her in for laparoscopic surgery needed at the end of last year, and completed today. It turns out this is one of the most misdiagnosed conditions women can have (despite it being fairly common) and unless you fight for that surgery, you will likely never be taken seriously.

If you or anyone you know feels they relate to endometriosis symptoms, I really encourage you to push for an official diagnosis - particularly as this condition can worsen over time. Morgan spent years in pain, and we lost £10,000’s in IVF costs for “unexplained infertility” when the answer was explainable all along.

But mostly I just wanted to post this because I’m so bloody proud of her fight, and being so brave spending the entire afternoon in the operating theatre today. Well done Morgan, maximum bonus points for you! 👏🏼

[el.cine @EHuanglu]

AI movies go mainstream in 2026

[Keane @keanejd_]

@bbuk casting team have engineered the worst series imaginable. Within 2 weeks we’ve had politics overload, 1 person getting removed, the house is divided, tasks are rubbish and it’s not even good tele 🤣

I only tune in now to hear Richards one liners while reading his Psalms.

[Keane @keanejd_]

Big Brother showing the Caroline footage last night which was vile and now gatekeeping the footage that got George kick off the show?

What kind of weird HR department do they have? #BBUK

[farhaan @iJailbreak10]

The entire UK forgetting there was a 3pm emergency alert:

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

Voldemort for 8 films in a row:

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Doing this with another man while you're pregnant and engaged is diabolical

Modern women are cooked

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

The masculine urge to start a new Career Mode save, spend 4 hours rebuilding the squad, play 3 games and never touch it again

[Keane @keanejd_]

@SkyNews your A.I. translator is painful 🤣🤣

[Keane @keanejd_]

@Shrek… embarrassing when AI is better than @Dreamworks 🤣

[Keane @keanejd_]

they’ve ruined @Shrek 😭

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

People don’t realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. If you’ve done that, I’m proud of you.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

*you’re in a horror movie*

[Keane @keanejd_]

@ManUtd need to stay away from Nkunku with that injury record 👀😬 Can’t have another Mount situation