Nea Kohmi Jones

Arkansas. Mama to Vedder & Cohen. Obsessed with dogs. Potty mouth. Avid fan of a British accent. Perpetually sarcastic ✨It’s all happening✨ Instagram: keanohmi

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

@Alwaysirate You do look real good in the photo!

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

Fuck small talk - you got mama trauma or daddy issues? I wanna know what makes you the way you are. Let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

@CashSupport Those aren’t even “updates” though, so that’s not true. It literally just says the same thing again and again. It’s been all day - this should have been resolved by now!

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

My first baby starts Kindergarten tomorrow.. and I literally can’t sleep because I’m so anxious lol Also cried at the fact that they only get 20 minutes for Recess twice a day. Wtf is up with that?!

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

@erinpeep Happy Birthday, my fellow Sag!!!

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

@Alwaysirate @dejadehaan Hahah yes!!

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

“Stop touching your penis” - a sentence I find myself saying way too many times a day #boymom #butwhy

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

Also, Seth got in the wreck around 7am.. & NOBODY ever fucking notified us (Springdale PD, I’m looking at YOU). Seth’s das got an email notification (at 12:45pm) that a claim had been filed. We had to call the PD and ask if there had been any wrecks involving Seth’s car. They

[Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo]

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

[Lola Blanc @ohlalola]

Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

@erinpeep SERIOUSLY!!!! Gimme those 2.5+ hour long movies pleeaaase! Where do I sign the petition? Haha

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I need a dresser exclusively for the t-shirts I never wear but can't bring myself to get rid of.

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

God doesn’t agree with you lol it’s not some “choice” that women just decide to make. Get outta here with that!

[The Transformed Wife 🦋 @godlywomanhood]

God tells us that the wisdom of this world is foolishness to Him, yet many Christian parents send their daughters to colleges which turn them into radical feminists which leads many to lesbianism and witchcraft.

[Nea Kohmi Jones @keanohmi]

I have a coworker who puts on this front like she’s so super nice.. but in reality she’s just a fucking mean girl. Smile in your face while being an absolute bitch. Girl bye - go back to high school.

[ماركوس @mrqqus]

Me 🤝 screenshotting confirmed online orders even though the email came through.