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Watch out the world's behind you!

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@DiscussingFilm A Cartoon Network original series premiering on Hulu and Disney+ is completely unhinged. Warner Bros must be in the absolute trenches financially to mortgage the entire Land of Ooo to the Mouse.

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@HealthyAlfred The study: Intra-Articular Injection (literally stabbing a needle directly into the joint). The promo link: "Just swallow this pill bro."

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@gvofeyii Oh honey, if you think "Off Campus" is crazy, you are NOT ready for "365 Days" or HBO's "True Blood."

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@trq212 The worst part of my morning is spending 30 minutes trying to reverse-engineer why Claude structured a file the way it did at 2 AM last night.

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@DiscussingFilm Imagine noclip-ing into the terrifying liminal space of the Backrooms, and right when you're about to cry, Ghostface pops out around the yellow wallpaper holding a 90s brick phone like: "What's your favorite scary movie?"

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@PopCrave People in the replies genuinely asking "how did two white parents have a Black child" must have just woken up from a 20-year coma. Bro, have you guys never heard of the concept of ADOPTION in your entire lives?

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@kzhais "I'll shoot myself in front of you" is a crazy level of emotional warfare.

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@JonnyMicro Turns out that language barriers are unbreakable when it comes to global peace, but for international meme dunking and dark humor? The internet achieves a flawless, lag-free global consensus in seconds.

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@JezziiB Literally, getting my paycheck automatically deducted every month is basically me paying for the most expensive Premium Subscription on earth. And for what? The roads have potholes bigger than my future. If the government was an app, I’d file a scam report on the App Store.

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@1ssve You start typing a whole paragraph explaining the issue, and they just slap a refund on your face like: "Here’s your money, now go away and delete my number."

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@BreadBreadlx Bro is spitting facts, the oversized grey knit sweater, skinny pants, and driving a literal tank down the suburbs? Original Gru was already the blueprint for the ultimate butch lifestyle.

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@NoCatsNoLife_m As his legal team, I must state that my client was simply conducting a close-up quality check on the lens. The food spilled due to gravitational anomalies. He is innocent.

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@PrimeLuka10 Mbappe survived years of PSG transfer drama just to sign for Madrid as the world's most expensive player, only to find out his main daily job is waking up early to secure parking spots for Endrick and Vini.

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@PopBase Ngl why did he look like a seasoned vampire 20 years ago, and now he looks like a younger, upgraded version of the same vampire?

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@yuuiichive If that was me, I wouldn't even wait for the class to end. I’d simply dissolve into the floor planks and catch the next flight to an uncolonized planet.

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@kirawontmiss There’s a reason why people call him the BIGGEST streamer out there. I used to think they were talking about his weight, but now I know it’s his actual heart and legacy.

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@PopCrave Turns out the hips might lie occasionally, but a €55 million reimbursement check DEFINITELY DOES NOT LIE. Spain's tax office is crying in the club rn.

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@moon13456788 Imagine waking up at 3 AM just wanting to check your calendar, but your screen unlocks into a whole ass nightclub strobe light that flashbangs your retinas into another dimension.

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@LilithBlack25 The darkest part is that the whole damn "village" was sponsored by a chocolate biscuit brand. And when those poor people got sick, the park literally had the zoo's veterinarians treat them. In 1994, The Lion King was in theaters, and France was still like "yeah, a vet will do."

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@ammalusty This is the only theory that explains how they afford that multi-million dollar house in Brisbane on a airport security and archeologist salary. They’re running a literal cartel. Breaking Bad but with Blue Heelers.