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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The “Tush Push” has finally been patched

[the toast king 👑 @keason5]

@JuliaMorales Has anybody checked on @blummer27 ?? Heck of a series to have to miss!

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@JuliaMorales We literally love @JustinVerlander !

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The @NFL playoffs been playing “just the tip, just to see how it feels” with the @dallascowboys for the past 25 years #Cowboys #cowboysvs49ers #DallasCowboys #NFL

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@texashsfootball Coach Dan Hooks #wos #mustangfootball

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@CopierCollin

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@RodairRat @CorreaVeneers 🤔

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@AdamSandler time to come up with Covid version of #phonewalletkeys that includes masks and hand sanitizer!

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This makes me love #thekid that much more!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This is why Ken Griffey Jr is my favorite baseball player of all time. Not the swing. Not the swag. Not the unbelievable talent. Just the fact that he hates the Yankees & all their lame bullshit as much as I do. Everyone should hate that team like The Kid https://t.co/zfljOLeOqJ

[the toast king 👑 @keason5]

@TuvesTongue Preach it Tongue!

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@kenjeong did you watch TAAAAG?

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@LMcCullers43

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@ForeverStros That’s a good pic!

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@scotsmanco let us know how this black bean burritos turn out! #HomeTown

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Why can’t it just be hard work he’s put in during the off-season... #Astros #nevergoodenough

[Jake Kaplan @jakemkaplan]

Myles Straw, who has five homers in five seasons of pro ball, has three (one inside the park) in his first six at-bats of spring training. Did they juice the balls again?

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@scotsmanco @laurel_merc Man, thanks! Gonna have to get a Vote Big Ben shirt too!

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Wondering how I can get one of those @scotsmanco t-shirts... 🤔#HomeTown

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This is what I feel like I’m gonna do at @Topgolf

[DumbSh💩t @Dumbsheat]

What a Dumbsh💩t!

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If it’s illegal to bang garbage cans during an @astros game then @mlb needs to ban those annoying drums at @Athletics games. They could be sending signals too! #justajoke #notseriousbutcouldbe