James Keating

Comedian,

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Had facestairs, got facelift.

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Hand of Maradona #FIFA

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Sandalwood toe jam.

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Band broke because Mary robbed Peter to pay Paul.

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https://t.co/pzRunNfNa9

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I went to the wrong end of the queue at Subway and asked for a role reversal.

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@asmithnz Ha

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Fishing story so long I told him to cut to the catch.

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I drink like a freshwater fish.

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Stoked to be helping bring the lols to Ponsonby Social Club on Thur 28 September.

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Classic laughs: Wed 23 August, Fri 1st (10pm), Wed 20, Thurs 28 Sept

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ChatPGT

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Deciduous leaves, evergreen stays.

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TGIGF

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@ReelBigSmith roonerspism

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I hand-rear puppets.

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Electric cars are a good example of an invention that isn't quite an environmental solution https://t.co/0UjynP0JHG

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If writing is rewriting, then reading is rereading.

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The secret to being productive is to work on the right thing - even if it's at a slow pace. James Clear
As the Marines say: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

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Running is a miracle worker.