Keaton

just here for a good laugh

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

Buc-ee's signs be like:

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat this is what the mute button is for

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

Mission accomplished

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

2023 resolution is to become a yelp elite

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat It’s never too late to experience the magic!!!💖💞

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat Usually yeah. Or just being lazy

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat You'd better knock on some wood

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat There are choices for a lot of things we buy, like eggs having greatly inflated prices? Don't buy eggs. Good part of things like food is there's usually an alternative. Problem is when you get into more inelastic products like gas/electricity where you can easily get price gouged

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat it's just corporate greed. Companies raise prices, people pay those prices, companies say "hmm I wonder how far we can take this" and companies are reporting record profits. Also constantly increasing consumerism and people don't realize they speak with the money they spend

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat fake news, I'm not gay

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat damn you RAN to twitter

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat Ma’am these are not all SMART goals, did Bauer teach you nothing?

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat one letter away from getting canceled

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

Cancún I am in you

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

fitting room more like shitting room

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@employedrat It was pretty good, I enjoyed

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

@BrianMcHatton1 I support this

[I Keep It Taco 𓆏 @IKeepItTaco]

league of legends is literally like alcohol ffs if u do it sometimes with friends its cool but if u do it every day and alone then u have problems

[Keaton @keaton_dy]

get your flu shot, kids