Keaton Gage

Monett, MO

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

Do me a favor and follow @keatongage1 I guess you could say he's a pretty good friend of mine 😏

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

That feeling after the last plop on thanksgiving evening >>>>> #BathroomTweets

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

I won't forget you, but I may forget your name

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

Seks

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

So this is weird, in a good way

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

@its_valerie_lol gracias señorita!

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

@morgg_13 thankss 😉

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

@LakinEnglish thankkkkssssssd

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

@sarahchildress5 gracias surruh

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

@jsaunders_32 thanks John saun

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

Call me crazy but those jorts last night were pretty comfy 👌

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

The real winner tonight

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

@j84carr *you're

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

#whywasiinvited

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

Every kiss begins with k. So does my name. Coincidence? I don't think so ;)

[Ballplayer Plus @BallPlayerPlus]

Puiging- showboating after every PA. Including home runs, triples, doubles, singles, intentional walks, and strikeouts. (See pimping)

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

“@HowLilWayneRaps: Tap my uncle on the shoulder, call it tapatio.” @j84carr

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

Real guys like to go for real down to mars girls

[Keaton Gage @keaton_gage]

Thank God for mom and dad for sticking two together cause we don't know how