Keaton

Girl Dad | Rutgers Alum | Software Engineer | Philly Sports Fan

[Ronny🇳🇿 @ronnyakl]

Nah, Zlatan is actually right here. What he meant in the end was that he’d put himself in a position to help score the third goal. We all know Haaland is a box merchant, and that’s enough, tbh he’s nowhere near him in the overall game

Just look at the quality of the goals here

[Keaton @keaton_js]

Great 1st half for the @USMNT

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GOALLLLLL!!!!

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@USMNT @SavingPvtRyan_8 @FIFAWorldCup @HomeDepot 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@PHLY_Eagles Oh no!

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@Google Please put me in contact with someone in support that can help me fix a complex issue

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚

[Keaton @keaton_js]

@975TheFanatic @BillColarulo Thanks captain obvious

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@SNFonNBC @NBCSports Cooks

[Keaton @keaton_js]

"The best revenge is not to be like that."
— Marcus Aurelius 🏛️

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@jollywipradio Obviously Sanchez would be the go to if the game was tomorrow and he was fully rested

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

A record that stood for 115 years now belongs to Cristopher Sánchez

[Keaton @keaton_js]

The weather this weekend has been absolutely brutal

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@SportsRadioWIP Come on now

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@JasonKelce Jason come out to Pitman in Jersey next weekend. Got a spot for you

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@TheAlphaThought 😂

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@Neduszn8 Di Maria

[Keaton @keaton_js]

Too many prime time games for the Eagles this year

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@stoolpresidente You're losing it lol

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@BillyGsBourbon @SportsCenter 😂