k a l e ⚡️

chaos // Devin 🖤

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

before you follow my twitter
you gotta realize
i shitpost A LOT
so whoops

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

made it out the gc

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

@zachlanebryan was insane last night
walked in a girlfriend left a fiance 🖤

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

i HATE a chronically late friend

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

using free will to decorate how i want

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

the difference between my side of the bedroom vs my boyfriends side of the bedroom is so funny to me

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

never in my 25 years of life did I ever think I’d be filing a protective order AGAIN

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

yall ain’t seen my face in a minute

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

anytime i have to explain my hometown im just gonna refer to the episode of cops where the lady got assaulted with a can of corn 😭

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

anybody who’s taken cymbalta i got questions

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

i need people to realize heated rivalry was originally a sticky fanfic

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

crazy concept but i feel like people shouldn’t have to spend a 3rd of their monthly paycheck to afford healthcare insurance

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

the wannabe gangster to wannabe cowboy is small town pipeline needs to be studied

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

wavy hair girls pls drop a hair care routine

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

yall i fucked up and completely refreshed my tiktok fyp and now all i’m getting is ads and pro trump shit

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

it’s that time of year where JB Mauney is back on my fyp

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

our balcony was COVERED

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

@miocest it’s just a question yall 😭

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

are we really surprised?
i love my spooky youtube

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

to the person who stole my airpods i hope both sides of your pillow are warm and you step on a lego every single day

[k a l e ⚡️ @keazzzzzy]

invaders is the only reason we have the holiday you stupid fucks

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

This Thanksgiving, there is no room at the table for invaders.