Record stores around the US are holding release parties for “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” on June 11th at midnight!
There’ll be prizes and limited edition party favors for the attendees.
STORY OF THIS FUNNY ROBBERY
A young man, armed with a meat cleaver, casually walked into a bank with the intention of robbing the bank.
He approached the teller showing her the cleaver and told her "This is a robbery". Just then his phone rang and he answered it.
The teller, safe behind the glass, laughed at him even as the man continued to talk on the phone.
Moments later, he was overpowered by another man and handed over the police.
THE END
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