the bridge literally says “take it from someone who had him and walked away” and y’all think she wrote it about joe jonas?? who famously broke up with her in a 27 second phone call??
OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!!!
“redwood tree, it ain't hard to see, his love was the key that opened my thighs”
vs
“i want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck… not because he owns me, but cause he really knows me”
i want to DIEEEEE
Taylor Swift I love you dearly, which is why I’m telling you this privately in front of all these people: These songs are not it for me.
And “Cleveland”… we need to talk…