Amanda Keck

First Officer at PSA Airlines. ✈️
2014 Purdue Grad.
Chicago.

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

“Omg let’s watch Pocahontas! Colors of the wind, bitch!” @townsjessie @leahkbloom

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

Incredibly insensitive and WAY too soon. Regardless, Michael, the CRJ200 seats would be a lot more comfortable if you weren’t so pudgy. https://t.co/cpAfjhCOOC

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

So-called “comfort” seat on @Delta CRJ200 so uncomfortable they should pay ME extra to sit in it. Good thing?We’re packed so tight in this sadistic sardine can that we can’t get sucked out of the plane! We’d never get pried out of these seats. Know a chiropractor in Evansville?

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

“Glad I got dressed up all cute to sit in a booth.” @townsjessie

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

“It says flute.” “It says mute.”

[Apple @Apple]

Join us September 12 at 10am PT to watch the #AppleEvent live at https://t.co/xi6CRXgQPH. Retweet for updates from @Apple.

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

*Sitting in a closed Arby’s drive-through* Michael whispers: “Do you see the hours anywhere?”

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

*Crawls on top of Michael*
“Is that your game plan? To lay on top of me all night”
“Yes! Because I love you.”
“Well love me to the left.”

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

“Hold on, there are light bulbs in the sink.” Something you would only hear out of Michael Gordon’s mouth.

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"Do you have a second to talk about gay rights once you get that off your nose?" @ChelseaViers

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"Let's FaceTime him!" "He doesn't have an iPhone." "Really!? He is so strange." @townsjessie

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"I bet he drives an old Prius. Because he's gaaayyy."

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"Hace frio..."
"Hace pizza!"

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"We can do Car Bombs?"
"Do you have Bailey's?"
"No. But I have milk!"

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

Wanted a bear... Got a hippo. @ChelseaViers

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"Ya can't polish a turd babe."

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"I'd power my own light bulb."

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"It's gunna happen tonight."
"Wait what??? With who?"
"No one. I'm gunna poop."

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

*Sneezes*
"Excuse you..." - @ChelseaViers

[Amanda Keck @keck5792]

"You were handsome until like never." @ChelseaViers