Movie Theater Butter Dick

absolutely not

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I literally need someone there and this is not a peach

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6 clicks up 14. Lego

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This flaver trio is boudda happen. #pbr just created the idea for the trio so he gets props

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“Don’t worry
Be happy
Miranda Cosgrove”

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The 3rd thing though. The damned 3rd thing. The thing of 3 searches. Minimum 2 Creed song long process to get here and tell you. THE C O I N

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I’m trying to make a very easy decision but I told myself to flip a coin and also told myself I know there’s one I this couch so unlookingly I reached in and grabbed a crayon(naturally wtf) next thing I grabbed out?!?!?

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A SPOON. REGULAR EVERYDAY SILVERWARE SPOON THAT WOULD NOT BE CLASSIFIED TO EAT SOUP BUT TOTALLY WORTHY OF SOUP DIPPING!

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Sometimes my natural wild existing doesn’t even compare to the things that end up happening

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Putting a piece of cheese between 2 hot pieces of toast absolutely does not compare to a grilled cheese sandwich but it’s also kinda incredible in it’s in own way

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I still beat myself up for that one time way back when in Pokémon Go when I accidentally transferred a shiny Taillow

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I live literally across the street from the bar… maybe 25-30 steps from door to door and I always jokingly ask for a ride home and finally for the first time my dads friend actually gave me the ride ❤️

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This dude just missed 9 chances in a row to make the 8 ball in for the win and I said “9 chances later” And he said “hey we’re in leap year” And now I’m unalive 😂

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New bowling gif dropped 🎳

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My tinder bio is basically just a drunk tweet that will more than likely help me get nowhere until there is somebody deserving to take it nowhere together with

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I thought I lost a bunch of important things and then when I gave up looking I noticed my hat which is the one important thing I forgot about but underneath it was most of the important things… except one ☹️

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If worst comes to west we can totally Klint Eastwood this on the north side of my driveway for a south side budget

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I want to get a really good cat costume and just prance into the woods meowing to no end and secretly make friends with all these cats that come up to my driveway all the time and make friends with my Swivel but run to their little forest as soon as they see my face….

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ABCD then when a befriend them as a fake cat and lead them all to my driveway I wanna go inside and come back as only a cat head and see where things go