James Mckechnie

Full time dad! part time footballer!! Love a bit of banter!! Dont mind a 50/50 either!

[Callun @Callun_12]

"@bhoughtonxx: “@MeninistTweet: 🐸☕️” 😩😭😂😂😂"

😂😂😂😂 @jayturner9 @Jacksafollower @kecks88

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

What is the point of some people having a phone if they aren't going to answer it!

[Callun @Callun_12]

"@Permatrippin: Well, I am going to cambodia http://t.co/OQPDNsvjJR"

@kecks88 @jayturner9

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

"@SundayChants: Yep." @jayturner9 smash or tap that?

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Yep.

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

"@Callun_12: @kecks88 don't forget you got me! #SuperStar #UtilityMan #AllRoundBaller" you forgot#FuckOff!

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

"@Callun_12: @kecks88 good job we don't need you tomorrow......."wouldn't be to sure about that pal #1Sub

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

So as usual I fly into a 50/50 come out on top then find out after the game I've lost the skin on my leg #ouch

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

Made my debut today for Marlow United Reserves, Decent 2-0 win, full ninty #LeftBack

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

I don't want to go home, please don't make me #RockleyPark #Poole #FavouritePlace

[Buriko On! @MaganaIvoryrzu]

If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Danny Welbeck, aged 17, on his Manchester United league debut. http://t.co/LqA7cRqdgQ

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Sandro verdict: Retweet for hit or favourite for miss. http://t.co/ITkXcAQT8A #QPR

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

FFS!!! #thatisall

[Bodybuilding @BodybuiIding]

You can never have too much peanut butter

[James Tindale @JamesGShore]

#GeordieShore is back tonight 10pm!!! Retweet if you're buzzin !!!

[Callun @Callun_12]

"@demibritton: @Callun_12 dont chwerthin am fy mhen 🐑" I always knew you was bloody Welsh 😂😂😂 @kecks88 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 😂😂😂😂

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

2 months until the start of the new season. Time to get fit, lose some weight #2014/15Season

[James Mckechnie @kecks88]

Only gone and broken one of my fucking fog lights!

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Leaving an away game after you've just dicked your local rivals 4-0.