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[keda @kedakedaaa]

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[miia @miiagarro]

before you beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Just because I prefer to be kind doesn't mean I won't slap the fuck out of you.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Definition of a man who bagged a baddie and never tried to change her ❤️

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

maturing is realising that no one was ever there for you when u were at your lowest.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

the moment you start hesitating to text a man because you're scared of seeming needy, that's your sign it's not a safe space for you emotionally.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Most of the time I’m at home just like this

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

sometimes you date somebody and think you’re asexual. other times you date somebody and think you’re a sex addict. #duality

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

Once I realize someone is taking me for a pussy ass btch I get really evil 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[David @dqveed]

Wym “allegedly”, his drunk ass right there on camera 😭

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this

[Maryam @hell_line0]

this pain of marrying the wrong person is far worse than the fear of not being married by 30. Take this as a sign ladies....

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Well now. Isn’t this interesting. So much for the patriarchy.

[💅🏻 @__pricey]

What’s not genuine won’t survive around me and I love that.

[jezz @JezziiB]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭