Kris Escudero

tweeting medium temperature sports takes with thinly veiled biases to my favorite teams daily

#RipCity #FightOn #RCTID #FlyTheW

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

Really out here being 30 and shit.

[John Corey @John_A_Corey]

Never ceases to amaze me how many people want to comment on how “Portland is doomed”, who’s only source of info is Fox News or a single story they read about in 2021.

Walk around downtown when the weather is even half decent and tell me again how the city is dead.

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@pdxbrocialite The problem is the people who shit in Portland get magnified so as a media person it's in his interest to do so.

The city is facing issues, certainly. But it's still beautiful and the people who enjoy it are quieter and not rewarded by the algorithm.

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Neither one of us would’ve seen the first pitch.

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@ObviousRises Your cope is delicious

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@WallStreetMav Hi how does it feel to be proven a fucking idiot?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Elon challenged everyone to name someone who was killed by his DOGE cuts to USAID. Nicholas Kristof, who did the study, accepted the challenge.

Instead of explaining why Kristof was incorrect, he responded with personal abuse.

He is clearly rattled.

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

This is not a drill.

@serenawilliams will compete in the 2026 ladies' singles at #Wimbledon as a wild card.

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Frances Tiafoe defeats Taylor Fritz 6-4, 6-4 to win the biggest title of his career at the Halle ATP 500.

4th career title, 1st in three years!

Fritz loses back to back grass finals. Looked tired today...

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Alexandra Eala, having one of the best weeks of her life, gets another top 10 win, defeating #7 Elina Svitolina 6-3, 6-4 to reach the semifinals in Berlin.

She will face Linda Noskova tomorrow.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No one has ever demanded more gratitude but done less to deserve it than JD Vance

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@GregAbbott_TX This isn't even good cope you fucking loser

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

this is about as perfect as an ad can get. no big superstar or elaborate concept. just a simple and visceral reflection of what sports fandom actually feels like

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

BREAKING: Wu-Tang Clan have broken Donald Trump's curse on the Knicks

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@vanshv2k I feel like the people just don't remember the actual score at the time of the injury. They think he was up a set or was up a break in the second when the injury happened.

[Vansh @vanshv2k]

The way Nadal saved SEVEN set points to win that set & Zverev double faulted THREE times in a game when serving for the second set. Somehow, people still believe Zverev was going to win that match had he not gotten injured…even tho he had to win 3 more sets against the Clay 🐐🤦‍♂️

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Alcaraz out injured

Sinner loses in R2 from two sets up

Djokovic loses in R3 from two sets up

One of the craziest and more open Grand Slams in tennis' history.

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@pavyg @JonnyRoot_ @Served_Podcast The least surprising thing in the history of tennis Twitter that the most famous Djokovic fan is racist

[Tick Tock Tennis @TickTockTennis]

Are people really mad about Naomi Osaka's dinner party guest list? Jesus Christ. Get a life.

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

I cannot fathom what it's like to be enough of a fucking loser to care about who Naomi Osaka has dinner with. Like how worthless does your life have to be lmao

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Half black/half Japanese tennis player Naomi Osaka held a dinner party exclusively for black tennis players before the French Open

She defended the party by claiming there have been segregated white-only parties (Without proof, of course)

This woman is insufferable.

[Kris Escudero @kede923]

@Gill_Gross @Aleeexanderrrrr @BastienFachan Well by January 2008 Djokovic was a top 3 player, slam winner, 2x slam finalist and multiple time masters 1000 winner. Not quite the same point in development as pre-2002 Federer.