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🗽 🇩🇴

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Not for nothing but if my family ever tells me they get a bad vibe off you, we never chilling again. #respectfully

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Hands down my favorite thing to hear at a new job is “we do summer Fridays”.

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I need all the good juju bc my anxiety is through the roof today

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An espresso martini for dessert after a great meal >>>>

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Why are some dope venues so committed to terrible DJs

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The way that third eye is tingling

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The universe been kicking my ass lately, I’m ready to turn the corner. 😮‍💨

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to the random person who paid for my subway fare, thanks

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Seeing Accepted on Netflix is funny to me bc It was the last movie I ever rented at Blockbuster before It got shut down; I never even got to return It.

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I still talk to like 85% of the friends I made abroad on that one EuroTrip in 2015 and I just feel like that’s so special 😭

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I need @Spotify to let me filter my playlists by language 😭

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It’s me drunk dancing in the balcony of my hotel room and the other guests cheering me on from their balconies 😂😭

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One thing about me, anywhere I go, I’m always gonna eat well!

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How did I get so lucky? 😭

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Me looking at my packed suit case and all the things that still need to fit inside It. 🤨

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I’m so good at salsa when I’m drunk

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The way my mom is plugged in to Dominican pop culture is actually funny. The amount of time I’ve heard “cońo la dońa sabe” this trip. This cab driver was tryna trip her up and she start spitting shit HE wasn’t even current on.

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I wanna push myself to drive more this year; I haven’t gotten behind the wheel since like 2018. I just hate driving in NYC but I want to be able to drive out in DR.