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[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

misa suggest you don’t fuck with my sis

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[Chloe Radcliffe @chloebadcliffe]

such a shock when you find out an adult friend is still christian

[jdp @joeliusdubois]

23 year old man tries to solve all his problems by quote “locking in”

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Two bene gesserit women saying “exactlyyyy” to each other in the voice

[Chris @citehchris]

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Me and my bestie when we about to say something a little mean

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

My Spotify looks the same every year. 😔#SpotifyWrapped #SpotifyWrapped2023

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

If you put a new trash bag in the can *before* you take the trash to the dumpster, the chore is entirely done when you get back inside. Little tricks like this keep you from killing yourself in your 30's.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

the Barnes and nobles checkout line during a criterion flash sale

[trish @ultragloss]

was enjoying the hell out of fall/winter weather and then remembered im only having fun because the clocks haven’t gone back yet

[darren @exiledarren]

travis kelce and taylor swift

[no context percy jackson @nocontextpjo]

nico: where’s my sister? i asked you to keep her safe

percy:

[i dont have a name @de4dname]

this is how i see a guy after he tells me that he listens to taylor swift

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

now i understand her:

[sally darr @sallydarr]

are the aliens over 6 foot and fully over their ex because I could be interested

[LDR Crave @LDRCRAVE]

Unfortunately Lana Del Rey was fired today at waffle house for vaping in the walk in refrigerator :(

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.