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This mf’er really texted me to come into the office as soon as possible because 2 people cancelled &we need to fill the schedule. I usually leave at this time, but even though I stayed closer last night, fuck him. Ain’t no way I’m getting in earlier than usual lol.

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Lmaoooooooooo at weirdo exes who go out of their way to watch your IG story when they were the one who broke up with and unfollowed you over a year ago. Like why. Stop being weird.

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I forgot how awful trying to pick up someone at the airport is. I miss the ease of the Narita Airport in getting to and leaving from there.

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My bf really had my blacked out ass take my contacts out, take off my make up, and brush my teeth last night. He’s the fucking best 😭

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Still thinking about the fact that my doctor really asked me if I had used ChatGPT on a report I typed out. Mf’er what? Excuse me? How dare he.

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Lmao the audacity of some people. How you gonna ask someone you met maybe 3 times to buy something for you from a different country. Even if you offer to zelle me, we ain’t friends like that. Tf.

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I told my bf I had fomo watching the homies play Diablo IV. Ended up buying it myself without telling him &he sent me money for the ultimate edition saying it’s on him 😭💕

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I lose my shit every day as my coworker puts 3 staples on one stack of paper in random spots. Like holy shit. My virgo brain can’t handle.

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@StaceyRabs I’m still laughing my ass off about this. Ain’t no fuckin way lmfaooooooooo

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@StaceyRabs Lmfaoooooooooooo

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@Oskiixxx Excuse me?! Ma’am/sirs this is a family establishment. LMAO

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When you told him you randomly started craving Wings n Things while brushing your teeth before bed &he brings you Wings n Things for lunch the next day 🥰

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@rebellexoxo Lmaooooooooo why you always cryin

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I already know everything that happens i The Last of Us but goddamn if this show doesn’t have me all sorts of fucked up every time

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My coworker really taking her sweet time to finish up. I’m tired and got things to do ma’am.

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Additionally if someone has a discord for over 3 years I am dead

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Today I learned my nephew thinks it’s a red flag if someone plays violin lmfaoooooooooooooo

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I want to throw miso creme fraîche on everything.

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The way I cackled at this 😂💀

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once I talked to a Filipino boy in middle school and he randomly serenaded me over the phone. after that day, I swore that I’d never date a Filipino boy ever again out of fear they’d randomly break out in dance or song

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I’m upset. It smells like armpit in the hallway of my office.