Bryan Cresswell

implementations @ assembled

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@blimkopi How about SAOHA

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@blimkopi Wow! Looks really fun! Did you go alone or with friends?

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@blimkopi That’s so snakey bro

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@blimkopi SO SINFUL!!

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@blimkopi Agree

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@blimkopi Repeat

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@drielzy still made eth

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@RyanTedder gives me hope as I battle with covid with his old but gold “the fighter”

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@iekmayo Wow

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

@outruigeous Hahaha yes! Oh shiiiit didn’t notice! SF weather was so legit the past two weeks

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Day 53 in SF: I have now been bounced around 9 agents just to figure out why my Discover account got closed!

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Open question: how am I supposed to get a credit card when even a secured credit card cancels my account because I did not file taxes in the US (probably due to the fact that… I just moved)

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Day 51 in SF: I finally have my hydro flask - I’m getting one step closer to being a part of the city’s fashion… maybe it’s time for a Patagonia fleece next? 🤪

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Day 50 in SF: got a huuuuge donut party going on at the office and also experienced fire alarm testing at home…

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Day 49 in SF: I gotta say, I love Amazon Prime! Those one-day deliveries are fantastic. Only regret is that I should have got more stuff :(

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Day 48 in SF: it’s been a month since my last update, but I now have a bed, a desk and an amazing monstera (thanks to @snlette)! I also learned how to ski on a trip to Tahoe a few weeks back, finally understanding what “make a pizza” means in skiing. It’s definitely not round.

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Slowly trying to modify the Twitter algorithm - there’s an unhealthy amount NFT tweets on my feed 😭

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Also, can someone please explain to me the ethics of giving scam artists a voice on Netflix? Since when was it OK for someone to scam tons of people, serve time for it, only to come out and get a documentary of their lives made, and then going on to sign on more deals?

[Bryan Cresswell @keefay]

Had an amazing time at Calistoga with the @assembledhq team! It’s great seeing everyone with person and super excited for what’s to come in 2022, removing 1 spreadsheet at a time!